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Old 05-02-2007, 01:03 PM   #21
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Please... how about a big garbage can full of water that you use a pan to dump water on your head.

or How about never putting toilet paper in the bowl (always in the waste basket besides the toilet and remember don't leave it sunny side up)
Yeah, I once got really cold feet from walking barefoot on the marble floor, and it was always tough to decide if we should eat dinner looking at the Alps or the Mediterranean. I almost died from indecision.
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Old 05-02-2007, 01:19 PM   #22
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Yeah, I once got really cold feet from walking barefoot on the marble floor, and it was always tough to decide if we should eat dinner looking at the Alps or the Mediterranean. I almost died from indecision.
the always send the stalwarts to France... guys like me had to be put through the refining fire of no hot water and women with mustaches (they put extra hormones in the chicken)
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:20 PM   #23
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Well, you didn't have to worry about working with German women who were bigger and stronger than the average Samoan lineman, where baths were considered unhygienic so we could only go to the City Bath once a week, where we caught mice and rats for entertainment and you lived in the land of Turks.

Take your primitive and raise it one notch. Add to that no discussions and no baptisms for most.
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Old 05-02-2007, 02:56 PM   #24
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I have been impressed with Marlin Jensen and Senator Bob Bennett. They were both well spoken.

I also really liked the portion on Hurricane Katrina. It made me feel awfully guilty that I didn't take the opportunity to go down with my stake last year to help with the cleanup.
I only got to see a small portion last night with the majority of what I saw being the lady who got excommunicated. She didn't seem to get it. Women are beneath men and it's an unequal relationship? That's not my experience. The black lady however was great. I thought it was really sweet how she found of a lot of self discovery through geneology.
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:58 PM   #25
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Yeah, I once got really cold feet from walking barefoot on the marble floor, and it was always tough to decide if we should eat dinner looking at the Alps or the Mediterranean. I almost died from indecision.
I feel your distress, friend. Those marble floors were awful during the winter.

We solved our problem by eating dinner on the roof so we could see both the Mediterranean and Mt. Etna.
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I feel your distress, friend. Those marble floors were awful during the winter.

We solved our problem by eating dinner on the roof so we could see both the Mediterranean and Mt. Etna.
That is brutal. But it can't compare with this. In the first 4 months of my mission I didn't have a car. I had to ride a bike. I felt violated; every man has a right to a cherry Ford Escort.
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Old 05-03-2007, 02:38 AM   #27
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That is brutal. But it can't compare with this. In the first 4 months of my mission I didn't have a car. I had to ride a bike. I felt violated; every man has a right to a cherry Ford Escort.
I didn't even get to ride a bike. I had to use public transportation until I became an AP. We were forced to drive a 1984 Alfa Romeo Giulietta.
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I didn't even get to ride a bike. I had to use public transportation until I became an AP. We were forced to drive a 1984 Alfa Romeo Giulietta.
You were an AP? Very impressive Elder Il Pad.
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You were an AP? Very impressive Elder Il Pad.
I don't know how impressive it really is. Word on the street was that the mission president brought me into the office as an AP to keep an eye on me.
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