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Levin · 12-16-2008, 05:53 AM

http://deseretnews.com/article/1,514...00000000008556

The logic of killing nearly 20% of the entire population of an endangered species in one year b/c a few worthless dung-layers became dinner for the wolves -- it escapes me.

Landpoke, upon reading this article, surely took a bath in the wolf blood he stores in the garage refigerator. After taking the bath, he allowed the wolf blood to dry and encrust his body as he imagined with delight the recent wolf slaughter. His blood-suit became cracked, however, after the carnage left him slightly aroused.

myboynoah · 12-16-2008, 11:14 AM

Interesting article:

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.c...8866/index.htm

Levin · 12-16-2008, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by myboynoah

Interesting article:

http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.c...8866/index.htm

I can't stand the candy ass folks who don't understand the necessity of the cull. The answer is either more hunters, more predators, or regularly scheduled culls. Out here in DC the people can't bear the thought of killing a little deer-deer as these deer stalk their streets by day and eat their flowers by night, and crowd out the crowds in Rock Creek Park at all times. Candy ass liberals.

landpoke · 12-16-2008, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Levin

http://deseretnews.com/article/1,514...00000000008556

The logic of killing nearly 20% of the entire population of an endangered species in one year b/c a few worthless dung-layers became dinner for the wolves -- it escapes me.

Landpoke, upon reading this article, surely took a bath in the wolf blood he stores in the garage refigerator. After taking the bath, he allowed the wolf blood to dry and encrust his body as he imagined with delight the recent wolf slaughter. His blood-suit became cracked, however, after the carnage left him slightly aroused.

They are endangered only in a bureaucratic sense.

Levin · 12-16-2008, 01:23 PM

Nature doesn't deal with bureaucracies. The land cries out for the return of the wolf. So there are wolves in Alaska, Canada, and Minnesota. Doesn't matter. The wolves belong in Yellowstone and surrounding areas. The land needs them. If the hunters won't do their job to thin the deer and elk populations, and nature won't as warmer winters are upon us, then the wolves will have to do our bloody dirty work for us. They don't shy away from rip roaringly tasty fresh meat, unlike so many of the Easterners lobbying for the wolves' return, those same folks would would march in the streets before they'd let a cull of the vermin deer here take place, march in the streets to save the wolf. Candy asses.

RockyBalboa · 12-16-2008, 03:09 PM

First you're posting about your desire to get Edward in a one on one situation and now you're posting about wet dreams.

Levin · 12-16-2008, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by RockyBalboa

First you're posting about your desire to get Edward in a one on one situation and now you're posting about wet dreams.

Nice try? I guess?

landpoke · 12-16-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Levin

Nature doesn't deal with bureaucracies. The land cries out for the return of the wolf. So there are wolves in Alaska, Canada, and Minnesota. Doesn't matter. The wolves belong in Yellowstone and surrounding areas. The land needs them. If the hunters won't do their job to thin the deer and elk populations, and nature won't as warmer winters are upon us, then the wolves will have to do our bloody dirty work for us. They don't shy away from rip roaringly tasty fresh meat, unlike so many of the Easterners lobbying for the wolves' return, those same folks would would march in the streets before they'd let a cull of the vermin deer here take place, march in the streets to save the wolf. Candy asses.

My point is the wolves were already in the area when the government reintroduced them. Something that was deliberately covered up as it would have made reintroduction legally impossible.

And I agree, people need to get out and do some more killing.

MikeWaters · 12-16-2008, 09:05 PM

Landpoke, I'm ok if you kill a wolf that has killed a livestock, and it is legal for you to kill based on current regulations.

As long as you eat it.

landpoke · 12-17-2008, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

Landpoke, I'm ok if you kill a wolf that has killed a livestock, and it is legal for you to kill based on current regulations.

As long as you eat it.

What if I wear it's skin and feed the carcass to my dogs? Would that place me on your supposed moral high ground?

12-16-2008, 05:53 AM	#1
Levin Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,484	Wolf Carnage, Landpoke's Wet Dream http://deseretnews.com/article/1,514...00000000008556 The logic of killing nearly 20% of the entire population of an endangered species in one year b/c a few worthless dung-layers became dinner for the wolves -- it escapes me. Landpoke, upon reading this article, surely took a bath in the wolf blood he stores in the garage refigerator. After taking the bath, he allowed the wolf blood to dry and encrust his body as he imagined with delight the recent wolf slaughter. His blood-suit became cracked, however, after the carnage left him slightly aroused. __________________ "Now I say that I know the meaning of my life: 'To live for God, for my soul.' And this meaning, in spite of its clearness, is mysterious and marvelous. Such is the meaning of all existence." Levin, Anna Karenina, Part 8, Chapter 12

12-16-2008, 11:14 AM	#2
myboynoah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis freakin' Tennessee!!!!! Posts: 4,530	Interesting article: http://vault.sportsillustrated.cnn.c...8866/index.htm __________________ Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!! Religion rises inevitably from our apprehension of our own death. To give meaning to meaninglessness is the endless quest of all religion. When death becomes the center of our consciousness, then religion authentically begins. Of all religions that I know, the one that most vehemently and persuasively defies and denies the reality of death is the original Mormonism of the Prophet, Seer and Revelator, Joseph Smith.

12-16-2008, 01:23 PM	#5
Levin Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,484	Nature doesn't deal with bureaucracies. The land cries out for the return of the wolf. So there are wolves in Alaska, Canada, and Minnesota. Doesn't matter. The wolves belong in Yellowstone and surrounding areas. The land needs them. If the hunters won't do their job to thin the deer and elk populations, and nature won't as warmer winters are upon us, then the wolves will have to do our bloody dirty work for us. They don't shy away from rip roaringly tasty fresh meat, unlike so many of the Easterners lobbying for the wolves' return, those same folks would would march in the streets before they'd let a cull of the vermin deer here take place, march in the streets to save the wolf. Candy asses. __________________ "Now I say that I know the meaning of my life: 'To live for God, for my soul.' And this meaning, in spite of its clearness, is mysterious and marvelous. Such is the meaning of all existence." Levin, Anna Karenina, Part 8, Chapter 12 Last edited by Levin; 12-16-2008 at 01:26 PM.

12-16-2008, 03:09 PM	#6
RockyBalboa Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 7,297	First you're posting about your desire to get Edward in a one on one situation and now you're posting about wet dreams. __________________ Masquerading as Cougarguards very own genius dumbass since 05'.

12-16-2008, 09:05 PM	#9
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Landpoke, I'm ok if you kill a wolf that has killed a livestock, and it is legal for you to kill based on current regulations. As long as you eat it.