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Old 08-16-2006, 01:03 PM   #1
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This could be in-law hell. It also might be a desperate attempt to stop "Nick."

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Old 08-16-2006, 02:35 PM   #2
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This could be inlaw hell. It also might be a desperate attempt to stop "Nick."

http://www.elvaq.com/vnews/display.v.../44e2348a1e70c
I can see myself doing this. I have a long ways to go before I'm able to marry my daughters off.
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Old 08-16-2006, 03:04 PM   #3
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I can see myself doing this. I have a long ways to go before I'm able to marry my daughters off.
except I'm afraid, had you been the parent of the bride, that the groom would have been missing.

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Old 08-16-2006, 03:17 PM   #4
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except I'm afraid, had you been the parent of the bride, that the groom would have been missing.



Does anyone know how old the bride was? If less than 21 and my daughter, I'd be very tempted to do the same thing (kidnap the daughter or "terminate the command" of the groom; either would be fine). If less than 24, Mrs. myboynoah would definitely do the same thing.

She's a very interesting Molly Mormon.
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Old 08-16-2006, 03:24 PM   #5
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Does anyone know how old the bride was? If less than 21 and my daughter, I'd be very tempted to do the same thing (kidnap the daughter or "terminate the command" of the groom; either would be fine). If less than 24, Mrs. myboynoah would definitely do the same thing.

She's a very interesting Molly Mormon.
the article said she was a senior, so I'd assume she was probably 21 or 22.
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Old 08-16-2006, 04:45 PM   #6
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Can you blame them? She was going to marry a zoob, for crying out loud.
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