Hi, I'm a new convert to this ward...

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Truthfully, as a board elder statesman, you are on the High council. I just didnt have the energy to type out 12 names. Plus, as a second counselor, i didnt think it was my responsibility.

Ouch.

[BYUTexan]

Originally Posted by BYU71

I do not accept my calling. I don't feel I could in good conscience recommend any of you to a potential employer.

I am actually holding out for a new position that is surely to come. Stake breast augmentation advisor.

If so, then I may be holding out for another new position. YSA gynecologist.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If CG were analogous to a Stake organization, it would be broken down as follows:

5. RS presidency: UteStar (President), marsupial, barbara gordon

UteStar spends way too much time on his appearance to qualify as RS president. And I bet he doesn't even have a denim jumper in his closet or more than one pair of flesh colored nylons in his sock drawer.

[cougjunkie]

I would like to call Requiem as ward chorister.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by marsupial

UteStar spends way too much time on his appearance to qualify as RS president. And I bet he doesn't even have a denim jumper in his closet or more than one pair of flesh colored nylons in his sock drawer.

My wife and I were having a chat about denim jumpers the other day. There were some people visiting from out of state for a mission farewell. The mom and 2 of the daughters all had denim jumpers. The mom went with the conservative white tee and black flats. The teenage girls spiced it up a bit with a green tee and a red tee. Both were wearing the standard Utah issue clunky brown leather sandals with thick sole....kind of like Doc Marten sandals from the mid 90s, I think.

I asked her why women wear denim jumpers....or any jumpers (as I have seen some sort of velvet or felt jumper, as well). She paused for a minute and then said, "I don't really know."

The mission farewell was pretty good, though.

[TheSizzle36]

Originally Posted by ute4ever

Last night I got a call from the guy who I sold my last computer to, (a church member), who saw CB bookmarked and signed up. The mods banned his new account after only one post because they could tell that it was really me, because it was the same computer.

Different area with a different service provider, but same computer.

Can't fool Encyclopedia Brown.

Well, laptops make it easy to move from one location to another... or you could have just moved. And since you were probably on the watch list... being a rebel rouser and all.

[TheSizzle36]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

If CG were analogous to a Stake organization, it would be broken down as follows:

1. Stake Presidency: mike (President), archaea, bigfatmeanie
2. High Council: Goatnapper, YOhio, cr33k5t3r
3. Bishopric: Tex (Bishop), Indycoug, DDD
4. Youth Sports: Jay Santos, cougjunkie
5. RS presidency: UteStar (President), marsupial, barbara gordon
6. Employment specialist: BYU71
7. Compassionate Service: BDB
8. Gospel Doctrine: Pelagius, All American, Solon
9. New move-in coordinator: SeattleUte

Does this mean we can meet in CG for a 3 hour block on Sundays and call it good? Two people can post 'talks' in Religion forum to read, or we could maybe even set up a weekly podcast, we could have a topic for discussion for Sunday School, and likewise for Elder's Quorum. I think you may be onto something here DDD...

Now if we could just figure out the bread and water, we'd be set.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Ouch.

If you want, I will manually add your name to the CG Stake Directory. It may take awhile because our computer still uses an old DOS OS.

In the meantime, you are assigned to talk tomorrow in the Cougarboard ward. Remind them that the prophet said to plant a garden. Ask them if they have done it yet.

[Jennerstein]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

My wife and I were having a chat about denim jumpers the other day. There were some people visiting from out of state for a mission farewell. The mom and 2 of the daughters all had denim jumpers. The mom went with the conservative white tee and black flats. The teenage girls spiced it up a bit with a green tee and a red tee. Both were wearing the standard Utah issue clunky brown leather sandals with thick sole....kind of like Doc Marten sandals from the mid 90s, I think.

I asked her why women wear denim jumpers....or any jumpers (as I have seen some sort of velvet or felt jumper, as well). She paused for a minute and then said, "I don't really know."

The mission farewell was pretty good, though.

Who was the mission farewell for? There is a sister in my branch who just left. She originally was called to South Africa, but got her call changed at the last minute to Nashville Tennessee because of government instability (in South Africa...not Tennessee ).

Talk about a switcheroo. That's like preparing to go out on a date with Rachel Bilson, and then finding out at the door that she got sick, and had to send Janet Reno in her place.

My friend was pretty bummed about the call change, but she's going where He wants her to go.

[creekster]

Originally Posted by cougjunkie

I would like to call Requiem as ward chorister.

GIven that no one is in the choir, that will be a perfect assignment.