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Old 08-04-2008, 09:53 PM   #1
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:33 PM   #2
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Odds the whining pussies are related to Levin and/or Mike Waters?

Whaaaaa....whaaaa....I built my 5000 ft^2 mcmansion and your farm makes it smell like poop! I want elk and gray wolves teaming in the fields as Bambi wistfully frolics around talking with my cherubic little ones...waaaaaaa!
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:40 PM   #3
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Odds the whining pussies are related to Levin and/or Mike Waters?

Whaaaaa....whaaaa....I built my 5000 ft^2 mcmansion and your farm makes it smell like poop! I want elk and gray wolves teaming in the fields as Bambi wistfully frolics around talking with my cherubic little ones...waaaaaaa!
You don't understand me.
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Old 08-04-2008, 10:57 PM   #4
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Rarely does understanding someone help in insulting them. In fact more often than not purposely misunderstanding is beneficial.
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:00 PM   #5
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Forget Redneck Stonehenge.

Let's talk about 18" Stonehenge....

In ancient times...
Hundreds of years before the dawn of history
Lived a strange race of people: the Druids
No one knows who they were or what they were doing
But their legacy remains
Hewn into the living rock....of Stonehenge



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Old 08-04-2008, 11:25 PM   #6
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I think it's hilarious.

Memo to stupid people: if you choose to live in a farming community, it's going to smell like a farming community.
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Awesome. Several years ago a neighbor approached my grandfather and asked him to remove some "junk" off a hill on my grandfather's property (the junk being his functioning tractor and a half-dozen oil barrels.) The neighbor whined that it was spoiling his view. My grandfather responded as any red-blooded American would, which is to say he hired a couple of guys to haul ever bit of junk on his place and a couple of other people's places up onto the hill. Old buses, a twisted quonset hut, piles of rusty barbed wire, junked cars etc. etc.

You don't tell people in this part of the world what to do with their property.
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Old 08-04-2008, 11:38 PM   #8
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Awesome. Several years ago a neighbor approached my grandfather and asked him to remove some "junk" off a hill on my grandfather's property (the junk being his functioning tractor and a half-dozen oil barrels.) The neighbor whined that it was that was spoiling his view. My grandfather responded as any red-blooded American would, which is to say he hired a couple of guys to haul ever bit of junk on his place and a couple of other people's places up onto the hill. Old buses, a twisted quonset hut, piles of rusty barbed wire, junked cars etc. etc.

You don't tell people in this part of the world what to do with their property.
Your Grandpa is my new hero. If my Grandpa had had a neighbor like that, his first question would have been "Why the hell are you looking at my property?"
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Awesome. Several years ago a neighbor approached my grandfather and asked him to remove some "junk" off a hill on my grandfather's property (the junk being his functioning tractor and a half-dozen oil barrels.) The neighbor whined that it was spoiling his view. My grandfather responded as any red-blooded American would, which is to say he hired a couple of guys to haul ever bit of junk on his place and a couple of other people's places up onto the hill. Old buses, a twisted quonset hut, piles of rusty barbed wire, junked cars etc. etc.

You don't tell people in this part of the world what to do with their property.
This whole interchange reminds me of a game show I was recently watching: "Battle of the Low IQs: The Hunt for Glial Cells"
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This whole interchange reminds me of a game show I was recently watching: "Battle of the Low IQs: The Hunt for Glial Cells"
You make a good point. One would have to have a low IQ to think that folks live on a farm for the view.
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