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statman · 09-22-2005, 09:51 PM

I live near Chicago. I used to live in Fort Worth. I work for the biggest of banks. I have a wife and two children. I have a strong (STRONG!) testimony of the "ticking biological clock." I scare people when I watch BYU football games. Sometimes I scare myself as well - I think I had a ministroke at a BYU football game in 1987. I don't hate the Utes. My Mother-in-Law once made MikeWaters wait on my front lawn for 30 minutes prior to a BYU game, "because he looked shifty" and I was late in getting home from work. That is all...

09-22-2005, 09:51 PM	#1
statman Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lehi, UT - God's country. (County?) Posts: 27	I am Statman... I live near Chicago. I used to live in Fort Worth. I work for the biggest of banks. I have a wife and two children. I have a strong (STRONG!) testimony of the "ticking biological clock." I scare people when I watch BYU football games. Sometimes I scare myself as well - I think I had a ministroke at a BYU football game in 1987. I don't hate the Utes. My Mother-in-Law once made MikeWaters wait on my front lawn for 30 minutes prior to a BYU game, "because he looked shifty" and I was late in getting home from work. That is all... __________________ The same old statman...