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MikeWaters · 05-18-2009, 02:21 PM

http://www.esquire.com/features/mri-of-love-0609

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Even when I was in the romance phase of the test, the sex regions of the brain lit up. This is beginning to look like quite a message for women, Brown writes me. Men always tell us that sex is important to them, that they are always thinking about it, it's always a factor when looking at women, but these data are making it really sink into my thick skull and take notice.

MikeWaters · 05-19-2009, 09:51 PM

Farrah takes exception to the part where the researcher urges the journalist to view porn in order to increase his testosterone, and therefore be able to maintain his relationship with his wife.

I replied, "Honey, don't argue with science."

il Padrino Ute · 05-20-2009, 03:12 AM

Jolie doesn't do it for me, probably because like most Hollywood tarts, there is the chance that a yet to be discovered strain of herpes somewhere in her.

BarbaraGordon · 05-22-2009, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by il Padrino Ute

Jolie doesn't do it for me, probably because like most Hollywood tarts, there is the chance that a yet to be discovered strain of herpes somewhere in her.

Somehow Jolie just doesn't seem very "tart" to me.

il Padrino Ute · 05-22-2009, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Somehow Jolie just doesn't seem very "tart" to me.

I was trying to be nice. Should I have used today's terminology and just called her a ho?

05-20-2009, 03:12 AM	#3
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	Jolie doesn't do it for me, probably because like most Hollywood tarts, there is the chance that a yet to be discovered strain of herpes somewhere in her. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.

05-19-2009, 09:51 PM	#2
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	Farrah takes exception to the part where the researcher urges the journalist to view porn in order to increase his testosterone, and therefore be able to maintain his relationship with his wife. I replied, "Honey, don't argue with science."