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Archaea · 10-21-2008, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

1. My Body is a Visitors Center
2. Roadshow Groupie
3. I'm Support Prop 8 but My Boyfriend Doesn't
4. The Second Coming: Mitt 2012
5. I'm Not Looking At Your Wife's Boobs, cuz they sag

well said amigo.

ERCougar · 10-21-2008, 09:20 PM

Wow...I am totally out of my league in the humor department. Some of the funniest stuff I've read on here. Well done, DDD et al (and very nice thread highjack).

Flystripper · 10-21-2008, 09:25 PM

some buttons for the ladies

1. Called to Service Him
2. Size 6 dress, size 2 garment
3. Of course I put out. My daddy is the stake pres!
4. Knee length dresses and arms length hugs keeps the boys from groping my jugs
5. A woman who knows (that you're full of shit)

Levin · 10-21-2008, 09:28 PM

1. The Third: Some of Us Got Bodies
2. I Magnify My Calling (made out of a magnifying glass)
3 Follow the Prophet (with picture of Thomas the Tank Engine)
4 Graduated from Sunday School Resource
5. I'm a Hot Mess.

Jeff Lebowski · 10-21-2008, 09:43 PM

I hope they call me off my mission
Hey Sister Balloon Hand, STFU
Casseroles suck
Shit happens (in the nursery)

UteStar · 10-21-2008, 10:06 PM

1. White shirts are so 1980s.
2. Give me a Nursery Calling. I am not a pervert
3. With me, its spelled "MorMan"
4. Its not prohibited in the Scriptures--Diet Coke rocks
5. I'm 25 and Single...and I am a Menace to Society
6. 3 hours of boredom, 6 days and 21 hours of Party Time!
7. Scouting: 92 years worth of punishing kids
8. Cleanflicks: Making movies suck for years!
9. Food Staples: bread, milk, eggs, jello and casseroles.
10. Sleep or Seminary. Sleep at Seminary.

SeattleUte · 10-21-2008, 10:16 PM

Fawn Brodie: The immortal bard

Donuthole · 10-21-2008, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levin

4 Graduated from Sunday School Resource

In really like this one. But I think it needs to be "Remedial Sunday School Graduate"

Jeff Lebowski · 10-21-2008, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeattleUte

Fawn Brodie: The immortal bard

Uh.... SU. They are supposed to be funny.

Flystripper · 10-21-2008, 10:23 PM

1. The house on the sand washed away and was rebuilt by FEMA.
2. My stride isn't the only thing I lengthened
3. Deacon 2 Step > Texas 2 step
4. I bought this beer with my Stake Dance Card
5. Wickedness was never happiness but it sure was fun!

10-21-2008, 09:28 PM	#44
Levin Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,484	1. The Third: Some of Us Got Bodies 2. I Magnify My Calling (made out of a magnifying glass) 3 Follow the Prophet (with picture of Thomas the Tank Engine) 4 Graduated from Sunday School Resource 5. I'm a Hot Mess. __________________ "Now I say that I know the meaning of my life: 'To live for God, for my soul.' And this meaning, in spite of its clearness, is mysterious and marvelous. Such is the meaning of all existence." Levin, Anna Karenina, Part 8, Chapter 12 Last edited by Levin; 10-21-2008 at 09:34 PM.

10-21-2008, 09:43 PM	#45
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	I hope they call me off my mission Hey Sister Balloon Hand, STFU Casseroles suck Shit happens (in the nursery) __________________ "... the arc of the universe is long but it bends toward justice." Martin Luther King, Jr.

10-21-2008, 10:06 PM	#46
UteStar Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,817	1. White shirts are so 1980s. 2. Give me a Nursery Calling. I am not a pervert 3. With me, its spelled "MorMan" 4. Its not prohibited in the Scriptures--Diet Coke rocks 5. I'm 25 and Single...and I am a Menace to Society 6. 3 hours of boredom, 6 days and 21 hours of Party Time! 7. Scouting: 92 years worth of punishing kids 8. Cleanflicks: Making movies suck for years! 9. Food Staples: bread, milk, eggs, jello and casseroles. 10. Sleep or Seminary. Sleep at Seminary. __________________ UteStar's words to live by: "I'm not about play-play, I'm really about business." Goatnapper: "UteStar is the only one who is not scum." Last edited by UteStar; 10-21-2008 at 10:10 PM.

10-21-2008, 10:16 PM	#47
SeattleUte fairlds.org Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 10,665	Fawn Brodie: The immortal bard __________________ Interrupt all you like. We're involved in a complicated story here, and not everything is quite what it seems to be. —Paul Auster

10-21-2008, 09:20 PM	#42
ERCougar Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,589	Wow...I am totally out of my league in the humor department. Some of the funniest stuff I've read on here. Well done, DDD et al (and very nice thread highjack).

10-21-2008, 09:25 PM	#43
Flystripper Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Valencia CA Posts: 1,384	some buttons for the ladies 1. Called to Service Him 2. Size 6 dress, size 2 garment 3. Of course I put out. My daddy is the stake pres! 4. Knee length dresses and arms length hugs keeps the boys from groping my jugs 5. A woman who knows (that you're full of shit)

10-21-2008, 10:23 PM	#50
Flystripper Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Valencia CA Posts: 1,384	1. The house on the sand washed away and was rebuilt by FEMA. 2. My stride isn't the only thing I lengthened 3. Deacon 2 Step > Texas 2 step 4. I bought this beer with my Stake Dance Card 5. Wickedness was never happiness but it sure was fun!