An open letter to CougarGuard - cougarguard.com — unofficial BYU Cougars / LDS sports, football, basketball forum and message board

Jeff Lebowski · 03-08-2006, 04:36 PM

Fellow board members,

I came to you this morning, hat in hand, to beg you for forgiveness. Like the well-worn story about the monkey trap made of a hole in a coconut, I just couldn't help myself. In reality, I have never heard of the band "Alphaville" and have never listened to said tune. I just have mad google skills and couldn't help showing off a little. You know, kind of like the bratty know-it-all kid in third grade that keeps blurting out the answers when other students are asked questions. I thought SoCal was joking about the photo. I really didn't think that he would go through with it. And, to my shame, I even neglected the pleas from the wise Creekster, a bastian of common sense and wisdom if there ever was one. And now look what happened. Sigh....

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Anyway, I hope you will all forgive me. From now on, I will heed the warning signs and not tempt fate.

Sincerely,

Homeboy

bluegoose · 03-08-2006, 07:49 PM

Forgiveness won't come easy and will take time.

tooblue · 03-08-2006, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bluegoose

Forgiveness won't come easy and will take time.

Indeed ... a long time ....

creekster · 03-08-2006, 09:10 PM

If I had known what the photo actually looked like, my pleas would have been much more strident and alarmist.

I'm sorry Homeboy, No Soup For You!

Archaea · 03-08-2006, 09:39 PM

Never having seen the offending photo, I didn't understand.

Homeboy you are hereby sentenced to reading the best of grapevine for three consecutive days, must dine with Dixie and and worry about Robin's favorite sex organ.

That photo may soon be deleted.

03-08-2006, 04:36 PM	#1
Jeff Lebowski Charon Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the heart of darkness (Provo) Posts: 9,564	An open letter to CougarGuard Fellow board members, I came to you this morning, hat in hand, to beg you for forgiveness. Like the well-worn story about the monkey trap made of a hole in a coconut, I just couldn't help myself. In reality, I have never heard of the band "Alphaville" and have never listened to said tune. I just have mad google skills and couldn't help showing off a little. You know, kind of like the bratty know-it-all kid in third grade that keeps blurting out the answers when other students are asked questions. I thought SoCal was joking about the photo. I really didn't think that he would go through with it. And, to my shame, I even neglected the pleas from the wise Creekster, a bastian of common sense and wisdom if there ever was one. And now look what happened. Sigh.... ops: ops: ops: ops: ops: ops: ops: Anyway, I hope you will all forgive me. From now on, I will heed the warning signs and not tempt fate. Sincerely, Homeboy

03-08-2006, 09:39 PM	#5
Archaea Assistant to the Regional Manager Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: The Orgasmatron Posts: 24,338	Never having seen the offending photo, I didn't understand. Homeboy you are hereby sentenced to reading the best of grapevine for three consecutive days, must dine with Dixie and and worry about Robin's favorite sex organ. That photo may soon be deleted. __________________ Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα

03-08-2006, 07:49 PM	#2
bluegoose Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Northern California Posts: 2,919	Forgiveness won't come easy and will take time.

03-08-2006, 09:10 PM	#4
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	If I had known what the photo actually looked like, my pleas would have been much more strident and alarmist. I'm sorry Homeboy, No Soup For You!