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Old 09-15-2006, 04:10 PM   #11
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58 is a planer. I'm pretty sure 21 is the Liahona, pointing south.
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Old 09-15-2006, 04:12 PM   #12
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in all seriousness, I think this document is about food supplies.
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Old 09-15-2006, 04:50 PM   #13
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#2 is "popsicle"
#9 is "what the dog did on the kitchen floor"
#10 is "vase"
#35 is "toll booth"
#39 is "unmarked bag of money"
#41 is "linen napkin at fancy restaraunt"
#48 is "brachiasaurus"
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Old 09-15-2006, 07:12 PM   #14
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6, 37 Golf bags
38 Brush-Tee
34, 44, 61 Par 4, fairway bunker
39 Winner's purse
53 Divot tool

Whoohooo, I am a prophet. I have proof that Scots were on the continent!!!
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Old 09-15-2006, 07:17 PM   #15
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Hey, I can see this one!

#31 and #32 are clear proof that these Ancient Americans had access to air travel. #34 and #44 show us that they may have worshipped Sponge Bob's Patrick. Either that, or they were welders.

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Old 09-15-2006, 07:41 PM   #16
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Put all of these together and you get somethigbn like that old Carlin routine

"mamma dawg face banana patch."


This was much funnier (funner?) when Carlin said it.
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Old 09-15-2006, 09:24 PM   #17
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Put all of these together and you get somethigbn like that old Carlin routine

"mamma dawg face banana patch."


This was much funnier (funner?) when Carlin said it.
You're reading it upside down. Turn it over.

It says: "Nephi is gay. Lamanites Rule!!!!!"
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#11: upside down seamless pouch.
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Put all of these together and you get somethigbn like that old Carlin routine

"mamma dawg face banana patch."


This was much funnier (funner?) when Carlin said it.
I may be wrong, but I thought that was (LDS) comedian Steve Martin.
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Old 09-16-2006, 03:35 AM   #20
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I may be wrong, but I thought that was (LDS) comedian Steve Martin.

GO away kid, I'm on a roll . . .



You could be right.
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