I'm back in the squirrel business

[MikeWaters]

I called the ag extension service about my missing figs. I have two fig trees and have eaten only one fig.

Based on the fact that the figs are completely gone, it is most likely squirrels.

So I think I will start trapping the squirrels. I won't kill them (even though I am a fighter not a lover). I'll just transport them to the other side of the freeway, like my neighbor two streets down does.

Dang it, I want to eat my figs.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by MikeWaters

...I'll just transport them to the other side of the freeway, like my neighbor two streets down does...

Perhaps your neighbor is dropping them off at your house.

[MikeWaters]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

Perhaps your neighbor is dropping them off at your house.

No, because last week I saw his adult son walking by the freeway with a squirrel in a cage.

[cougjunkie]

You are now infatuated with squirrels, and bees you do know beastiality is wrong, right?

[MikeWaters]

bees and fig leaves. I think I am infatuated with something else!