11-07-2008, 06:46 PM | #1 |
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This article is hilarious
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11-07-2008, 07:11 PM | #2 |
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I showed that article to my wife when we got the magazine a few months ago. That article is really a classic. That whole issue dealing with topics related to sex was very entertaining.
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11-07-2008, 07:21 PM | #3 |
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A good read, but she doesn't give any actual sex advice other than to use K-Y, and to not be afraid to talk about sex.
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11-07-2008, 07:21 PM | #4 |
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That was pretty good. Though I must admit, with only a handful of exceptions the thought of the women in my ward discussing the big O together makes me dry heave.
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11-07-2008, 07:34 PM | #6 |
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So are you advocating for addition of a sex advice forum?
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11-07-2008, 08:07 PM | #7 |
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The whole bride slipping into a nightie while the groom waits in his garments was amusing. Wedding nights don't need to be as awkward as she described. My recommendation to two virgins colliding is to save the lingerie for another occasion. For the first time, just start making out as usual. When you get to that point when all you want to do is tear off the other person's clothes, don't sing a hymn in your head, just do it.
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11-07-2008, 08:23 PM | #9 | |
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I have printed out the article and will give it to my wife so she can give it to the RS president as she prepares to address the sisters for that follow up mentioned during stake conference. I just can't look the RS president in the eye and hand her the article myself. |
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11-07-2008, 08:24 PM | #10 |
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I've never had sex with a virgin. There are some benefits to that.
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