10-23-2007, 03:26 PM | #1 |
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Remember several months ago, I talked about our ward holding a "service auction" to raise money for the YM and YW.
So lots of people in the ward were planning on various items or services to auction. There is an email list among the young mothers in the ward to arrange weekly playgroups that Farrah is on. So one of these young mothers announces to the list "I'm going to auction a lap dance." It just so happened that I was in the gym at the auction when the Bishop took this young mother's elbow and took her aside to have a few words with her. LOL. I guess you can't joke around like that in the church. Needless to say, no lap dance was auctioned that night. |
10-23-2007, 04:08 PM | #2 |
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That's too bad, since it would probably have been the highest money raiser of the event, depending on the dencer, of course.
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10-24-2007, 08:26 PM | #3 |
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Good thing she didn't post a joke like that no CB. She would get the 36K banishment.
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I responded by saying that i had not done any visiting teaching this month and I plan on never doing visiting teaching, ever. I also said, "nothing you do will change my mind." I guess this email went to an older sister. Her feelings were hurt and she told the RS Pres and the Bishop. The RS Pres called my wife to make sure I was joking. When I saw the Bishop on Sunday, he told me he thought it was a funny joke. I think my Bishop would have laughed at a lap dance joke.
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10-24-2007, 08:36 PM | #7 |
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did you end your email with a smiley face?
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10-24-2007, 08:41 PM | #8 |
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No. I am not fluent in emoticon.
I can never remember if emoticons use heavy breathing or short breathing? I guess that is what i get for trying to teach myself emoticon by reading Homer. Solon, AA, Archaea, any help with emoticon?
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