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marsupial · 08-25-2007, 04:23 AM

Danimal and I have been reading the last Harry Potter out loud to each other like we did with previous 6 books in the series. We were nearing the end tonight--had maybe 80 pages left--when he fell asleep. Well, do you really think I was going to just stop reading right then and there?

So I finished the book and he is still asleep. Do I tell him I cheated and pretend like nothing happened or do I fess up? Or do I wake him up and gloat that I know the ending and he still has 80 pages left to read?

DirtyHippieUTE · 08-25-2007, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

Danimal and I have been reading the last Harry Potter out loud to each other like we did with previous 6 books in the series. We were nearing the end tonight--had maybe 80 pages left--when he fell asleep. Well, do you really think I was going to just stop reading right then and there?

So I finished the book and he is still asleep. Do I tell him I cheated and pretend like nothing happened or do I fess up? Or do I wake him up and gloat that I know the ending and he still has 80 pages left to read?

Awesome... Some laughing out loud, almost peed a little... Hilarious...

Archaea · 08-25-2007, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

Danimal and I have been reading the last Harry Potter out loud to each other like we did with previous 6 books in the series. We were nearing the end tonight--had maybe 80 pages left--when he fell asleep. Well, do you really think I was going to just stop reading right then and there?

So I finished the book and he is still asleep. Do I tell him I cheated and pretend like nothing happened or do I fess up? Or do I wake him up and gloat that I know the ending and he still has 80 pages left to read?

Gloat while you have the chance, or secretly smile letting not quite in on the subject.

FarrahWaters · 08-25-2007, 04:40 AM

So, you have managed to control your urge to read ahead for about 3500 pages (I don't know, I just estimated about 500 pages per book), and when you're in the home stretch, just when the stakes are the highest... you give into temptation. I am so disappointed in you.

Mike and I could never read the series aloud to each other. It would probably lead to a divorce.

danimal · 08-25-2007, 04:59 PM

While I lay sleeping from a hard week's work, Marsupial lies in bed, having her way with Harry Potter. Right under my nose. In my own house. In my own bed.

I have since finished on my own. It would have been better together.

08-25-2007, 04:23 AM	#1
marsupial Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I... Isn't it so fun to spell? Posts: 1,701	I've been unfaithful Danimal and I have been reading the last Harry Potter out loud to each other like we did with previous 6 books in the series. We were nearing the end tonight--had maybe 80 pages left--when he fell asleep. Well, do you really think I was going to just stop reading right then and there? So I finished the book and he is still asleep. Do I tell him I cheated and pretend like nothing happened or do I fess up? Or do I wake him up and gloat that I know the ending and he still has 80 pages left to read?

08-25-2007, 04:59 PM	#5
danimal Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Your mom's house Posts: 588	While I lay sleeping from a hard week's work, Marsupial lies in bed, having her way with Harry Potter. Right under my nose. In my own house. In my own bed. I have since finished on my own. It would have been better together. __________________ Tobias: You know, Lindsay, as a therapist, I have advised a number of couples to explore an open relationship where the couple remains emotionally committed, but free to explore extra-marital encounters. Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people? Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us.

08-25-2007, 04:40 AM	#4
FarrahWaters Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,122	So, you have managed to control your urge to read ahead for about 3500 pages (I don't know, I just estimated about 500 pages per book), and when you're in the home stretch, just when the stakes are the highest... you give into temptation. I am so disappointed in you. Mike and I could never read the series aloud to each other. It would probably lead to a divorce.