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Old 06-26-2007, 01:21 PM   #1
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Some of mine:

PAC and retirement:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1942711

A link to Senioritis:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2504536

Brian and changing names to dead persons:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1510888

Brian's mission call:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1073448

Glossary:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1381115
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Old 06-21-2007, 03:14 AM   #2
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Some of my favorites:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=437096

- the beginning of the Red Furry

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=415686

- The first post that Staley was cut by the Lions - the only SGC post that was not SGC

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1481466

- Goatnapper's musings on plastic surgery and the resurrection

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1555546

- I enjoyed SteelBlue's transcript of grapevine doing play-by-play

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2368122

- thanks for the image, grapevine
I just read those. Terrific! Very nice work!
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:10 PM   #3
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Did Fus have any details on what his mom and his uncle did after they got plastered together?
both archaea and I suggested that the uncle was fus's real father, fus never replied though
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:46 PM   #4
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On UFN, when Mr. Crimson announced Toledo's Tom Amstutz was hired to replace Urban Meyer, the day was filled with upset new Toledo posters and some jackass columnist in the Salt Lake Tribune even referenced it.

On CB, I liked the troll (I think it was ColoUte) pretending to be a lesbian jew, asking about a GLA at BYU.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:49 PM   #5
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What's your favorite message board moment?

I definitely enjoyed Brian's earlier postings on Cougarboard. This is one of my favorites:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=662168

I also liked grapevine's classic thrift store posting:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=258817

Seattle Ute posing as a BYU fan is still very funny:

http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=367588
What's funny to me is I read what I wrote and it all seems true imposter though I was.
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My favorite posts here were one of NS's recent ones, I think it related to dating or something; as well as the MILK thread, which I would link except it's been so heavily edited since originally posted.

I will tell you a story about Soonerfans.

Some of you have asked why I'm not over there instead of here. Well, I was.

The problem with being a female there is the assumption that you're looking to "hook up" after the game.

So, one day my mom is mentioning to me naively that "some very nice gentlemen" at Soonerfans asked if she wanted to "stop by" after a game to "say hi."

Of course my proposition radar is going nuts.

I ask her a few questions, and sure enough, some guy is trying hook up with my mom, presumably not realizing that she's 55, and equally unaware that she's a naive Calvinist who has no clue what's going on.

Men are pigs, by the way.
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Old 06-21-2007, 12:39 AM   #7
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My favorite posts here were one of NS's recent ones, I think it related to dating or something; as well as the MILK thread, which I would link except it's been so heavily edited since originally posted.

I will tell you a story about Soonerfans.

Some of you have asked why I'm not over there instead of here. Well, I was.

The problem with being a female there is the assumption that you're looking to "hook up" after the game.

So, one day my mom is mentioning to me naively that "some very nice gentlemen" at Soonerfans asked if she wanted to "stop by" after a game to "say hi."

Of course my proposition radar is going nuts.

I ask her a few questions, and sure enough, some guy is trying hook up with my mom, presumably not realizing that she's 55, and equally unaware that she's a naive Calvinist who has no clue what's going on.

Men are pigs, by the way.
Is this your former hippy mother? Maybe she knew exactly what she was doing.

And yes we men are pigs but as long as our women roll in the mud with us, we don't mind. So what you doing after the game?
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I will tell you a story about Soonerfans.
LOL! I love that story!
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LOL! I love that story!
And you should be ashamed of yourself, hitting on a 55 year old grandmother.
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And you should be ashamed of yourself, hitting on a 55 year old grandmother.
I have no response. Touche.
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