As a newly active member in the church

[Parrot Head]

I guess I have to do my part to contribute to the demise of this thread....

I googled it and the first site has lyrics and a free MP3 download. I hardly remember it at all -- thankfully.

http://www.ahfunaki.com/mormonrap.html

• Hey brothers and sisters,
  Listen to me,
  I'm talking to you religiously,
  My Mormon Rap will make you see,
  That I'm as funky as Donny and Marie.
  
  When I go to church,
  I'm in a good mood,
  Cause they all treat me
  Like a righteous dude.
  
  When I watch tv,
  I feel inspired,
  Cause I listen to the
  Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  
  I'm a fine young man,
  I'm living clean,
  Don't smoke, don't drink,
  If you know what I mean.
  Don't touch Soda Pop if
  It has caffiene,
  You might say I'm
  a good little Sunbeam.
  I didn't even date,
  Until I turned 16,
  I don't even know
  The meaning of the word obscene.
  Flipp'n, fetch'n, scruddle-dee-me,
  jimminy cricket, and fiddledy-dee!
  
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  
  Now Brigham Young,
  He's my main man,
  Cause He brought the
  Pioneers to the promised Land.
  Brother Brigham might be related to me,
  I'll check it out when I do my genealogy.
  He didn't want settle just anywhere,
  That's why we've got a place called Temple Square
  I wish I could've seen old Brigham's Face
  When he said "Oh baby, this is the place!"
  
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  
  I met a mormon girl just yesterday,
  Who had a real sweet spirit,
  In her own choice way.
  I said "Hey, I'm on my way to the Dairy Queen,
  Would you like to join me for a bowl of Ice Cream"
  She said "Sure, why Certainly,
  But you're gonna have
  to wait til after three,
  I've gotta give a lesson and a recipe,
  To my Relief Society"
  
  I was thinking of another nice place to go,
  So I took my baby to the wild road show,
  Refreshments look real good to me,
  Red punch, white cookies, and mint candy
  Then I took her home,
  Nice place she had,
  That's where I met her mom and dad,
  I said "How do ya do? and I'm pleased to meet ya"
  And the door bell rang, was the Home Teachers
  I looked at my baby and she said with a smile,
  "We might be here for a little while"
  I said "Come On girl, lets go and ride,
  Cause we're gonna be late for the fireside!"
  
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  
  My bishop asked if we're going steady,
  And we said, "No sir, cause we're not ready,
  We've got some important things to do,
  Like graduate from BYU --
  And sometime later in the fall,
  I'm gonna recieve my mission call!
  Don't you worry, I'll be flyin'
  Right back home to the land of Zion!"
  Put Salt Lake City on the map,
  When we all do the Mormon Rap!
  
  
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  Mormon, Mormon Rap,
  Do the Mormon Rap
  
  "Hey Mom, What are we having for dinner?
  Green Jello Salad with Shredded Carrots?
  MY FAVORITE!!"
  Come on all you kids get in the Station Wagon,
  We're gonna be late for cub scouts!"

If you made i all the way through this, wow, I guess you're lonesome tonight.

[SteelBlue]

Wow, I thought I remembered how truly bad it was, but I clearly did not. That makes the Super Bowl Shuffle sound like Mozart.

[creekster]

I had never heard or heard of the Mormon rap before tonight. I wish I had taken Bluegoose's sage advice and simply said "no." That was so bad I couldn't even finish it.

[bluegoose]

For those of us without MP3 capabilities, when you have this song stuck in your head for the rest of the day, make sure and insert a record player scratch sound in the chorus at "Mormon rap, Mormon Rap (insert here), Do the Mormon Rap".

Also just trying to do my part. Thank you.