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Old 08-01-2007, 02:29 AM   #11
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at some point the calculus must change, and the taliban and its supporters must be targeted in aggressive ways.
I agree. It's time to open a Costco-sized can of whoop-ass.
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:47 AM   #12
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If people are going to insist on putting their life in danger by visiting these places I offer two suggestions:

1. Tell them to enter at their own risk. We will not spend one second or one dollar trying to save them. If they are doing God's work, they better be pretty damn sure God will intervene on their behalf.

2. Require tracking devices to be implanted internally. As soon as a hostage is taken, track them and bomb them.
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Old 08-01-2007, 02:56 AM   #13
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If people are going to insist on putting their life in danger by visiting these places I offer two suggestions:

1. Tell them to enter at their own risk. We will not spend one second or one dollar trying to save them. If they are doing God's work, they better be pretty damn sure God will intervene on their behalf.

2. Require tracking devices to be implanted internally. As soon as a hostage is taken, track them and bomb them.
Interesting... I like where this is going... Tell me more....

How would we implant the trackers?
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:04 AM   #14
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I agree. It's time to open a Costco-sized can of whoop-ass.

Why should we? Let Korea bomb them.
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:09 AM   #15
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Why should we? Let Korea bomb them.
I like being an international bully, but you make a very good point.

The problem is that eventually, Korea would go to the UN and convince them to demand that the USA intervene. But aren't folks blaming the USA for this anyway? After all, it was us who caused them to be so ticked that they do things like this. At least that's what my flaming liberal of a neighbor says.
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Old 08-01-2007, 03:21 AM   #16
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Interesting... I like where this is going... Tell me more....

How would we implant the trackers?
I'm not sure how to implant them. I propose they get implanted in bone. Preferably the pelvic bone because an arm or leg would be too easily cut off.
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