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Old 12-10-2011, 12:13 AM   #11
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Hey, most of us are not stupid. We are faithful kids, want to go on missions, want to marry an LDS chick. We look around our local environs, in our ward and stake, and see nothing but the ugly stick. Surely our prospects will be improved among the thousands of women in Provo. On the other hand some of us were so hapless and unattractive, that we bargained of all places, surely there is one woman in Provo that is enough of a sucker to fall for me (this describes me).

Jabari, your eternal companion awaits in Provo! Just ask Jimmer.
I don't know what you said to Farrah, but geeze you said something right.

The second time around, the pickings are slim but there are a lot of good women out there, just not many LDS.
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I don't know what you said to Farrah, but geeze you said something right.

The second time around, the pickings are slim but there are a lot of good women out there, just not many LDS.
Go young, my friend, go young.

Think SeattleUte.

A female friend of mine married an older LDS man and is quite happy.
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Go young, my friend, go young.

Think SeattleUte.

A female friend of mine married an older LDS man and is quite happy.
The young ones want you rich, and the ex got the "rich" part of me. So a nonLDS girl can have the adorable with potential part of me.
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the guy my friend married wasn't rich. He was a student.

And the very attractive girl in my ward who is marrying a 40 year old, he apparently doesn't have a job at all.
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