07-16-2006, 04:16 AM | #1 |
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Top 5 things to look for in a cycling buddy
5- Smack talk: I love the competative smack.
Favorite example: "Man, if you wanted to walk something I could have brought my dog." 4- Humor: Suffering can be fun! Favorite example: "If you collapse, try to do it near a big rock. I didn't bring my gun to put you out of your misery and I'm not dragging you back to the car. Pick one that looks good for bludgeoning." 3- Vigilance: Sometimes we need to be saved from our own stupidity. 2- Similar Stature: I love it when a buddy trades up for better gear and sells you his old stuff for cheap. 1- Money: This goes hand in hand with #2. The more money the friend has, the better the 2nd hand gear.
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07-16-2006, 04:31 AM | #2 |
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You forgot an important one, a bigger, better bike rack so that he drives.
The best type is a single guy with lots of money, nice SUV, with a great bike rack. It doesn't hurt if he is loved by the ladies, so that you can look upon his leftovers.
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07-16-2006, 05:31 AM | #3 |
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I also forgot "large ass"
I hate riding with my "little" friend. 5'8" 155 lbs... I just don't seem to get much of a draft off of him. I like riding with my other friend 6'1" 220. It's like being towed.
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