Golds gym in Ut County now, CG

[UteStar]

Originally Posted by Archaea

I suppose a gay man would oppose the knees of women. Ask UteStar, he's the expert on these matters.

You have it wrong, Arch. I am not a gay man, I am a metrosexual man. I can appreciate beauty anywhere it is found and not have my manliness threatened by saying so. I love women's knees. I think Utah county men have problems with it because for some strange reason, 87% of Utah county men have fetishes involving women's knees and thus associate it with 'porn.'

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by UteStar

You have it wrong, Arch. I am not a gay man, I am a metrosexual man. I can appreciate beauty anywhere it is found and not have my manliness threatened by saying so. I love women's knees. I think Utah county men have problems with it because for some strange reason, 87% of Utah county men have fetishes involving women's knees and thus associate it with 'porn.'

I wonder how marsupial and Diamond feel about themselves knowing that their doing of bent over rows at the Provo Gold's Gym has had such catastrophic results. It was one thing that after their workouts the men had do post lifting stretching exercises before hitting the showers or shower with their underwear on per uhhhhhhhhhhh doctor's orders, but now such incidents of peaceful protest and civil disobedience the BYU and its accompanying city of Provo has never seen.

Can someone explain to me the difference between these Cistern and the ever vivacious Jenna Jameson?

[il Padrino Ute]

Originally Posted by Goatnapper'96

I wonder how marsupial and Diamond feel about themselves knowing that their doing of bent over rows at the Provo Gold's Gym has had such catastrophic results. It was one thing that after their workouts the men had do post lifting stretching exercises before hitting the showers or shower with their underwear on per uhhhhhhhhhhh doctor's orders, but now such incidents of peaceful protest and civil disobedience the BYU and its accompanying city of Provo has never seen.

Can someone explain to me the difference between these Cistern and the ever vivacious Jenna Jameson?

Silicone?

[Jeff Lebowski]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

This has already happened. Remember in the 90s went a Utah group protested the Abercrombie and Fitch that was opened at that lifestyle center in the Riverbottoms? The models were half nude.

Also, I seem to recall a letter asking the Deseret News or the Trib to remove any underwear ads from Sunday inserts...like from ZCMI or whichever dept store was advertising.

Utah County is basically Kabul with better access to skiing.

I am giving this thread five stars. The bullshit stereotyping has risen to an all-new level. Awesome.

[Goatnapper'96]

Originally Posted by Jeff Lebowski

I am giving this thread five stars. The bullshit stereotyping has risen to an all-new level. Awesome.

Diamond and marsupial made Jeff cuss, I hope they are happy now.