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Old 03-30-2008, 08:08 PM   #11
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So, NorCal, if the Warriors are so great, why would the Prophet be at a Jazz game?
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Old 03-30-2008, 08:09 PM   #12
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Perhaps mine eyes deceive me, but do I detect a HINT of gold chain?

PS $1000 bucks says the woman behind T-Mo is using her Razr to text to her mom and sister..."I am sitting behind Thomas Monson at the Jazz game!"
Absolutely. You can see it in her face.
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Old 03-30-2008, 09:16 PM   #13
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Perhaps mine eyes deceive me, but do I detect a HINT of gold chain?
He must be a transplant from the east. All my clients out east when they come into some money buy a gold chain and a gody ring.
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Old 03-31-2008, 01:20 PM   #14
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Absolutely. You can see it in her face.
is that a soul patch on the guy next to her? Or left over bbq sauce from the halftime snack? Either way...that guy looks like a tool.
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:42 PM   #15
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is that a soul patch on the guy next to her? Or left over bbq sauce from the halftime snack? Either way...that guy looks like a tool.
Anybody who wears sunglasses while at a game with bright lights on everywhere is definetly a tool.

Unless he has a migraine.
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Anybody who wears sunglasses while at a game with bright lights on everywhere is definetly a tool.

Unless he has a migraine.
Or blind.
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Old 03-31-2008, 04:47 PM   #17
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Anybody who wears sunglasses while at a game with bright lights on everywhere is definetly a tool.

Unless he has a migraine.
I guess the sunglasses on his sweatshirt were too dark.
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Old 03-31-2008, 08:17 PM   #18
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Anybody who wears sunglasses while at a game with bright lights on everywhere is definetly a tool.

Unless he has a migraine.
No one who has a migraine is going to be at a basketball game.

One of my pet-peeves is people claiming they have a migraine, when in actuality they have a severe headache. Check here for the difference.

And, being a manager, employing 50+ college-age kids, I'm well acquainted with people claiming all sorts of excuses for skipping work. I believe about 10% of the excuses aren't all-out lies.
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Old 03-31-2008, 08:32 PM   #19
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No one who has a migraine is going to be at a basketball game.

One of my pet-peeves is people claiming they have a migraine, when in actuality they have a severe headache. Check here for the difference.

And, being a manager, employing 50+ college-age kids, I'm well acquainted with people claiming all sorts of excuses for skipping work. I believe about 10% of the excuses aren't all-out lies.
My brother-in-law heard the greatest excuse ever from a 19 year old girl who used to be the receptionist where he works:

She called in sick because she had renal failure, but would be back the next day because her doctor told her that the antibiotics would take 24 hours to be effective enough for her to go back to work.
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Old 03-31-2008, 08:34 PM   #20
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My brother-in-law heard the greatest excuse ever from a 19 year old girl who used to be the receptionist where he works:

She called in sick because she had renal failure, but would be back the next day because her doctor told her that the antibiotics would take 24 hours to be effective enough for her to go back to work.
She needs to learn the "keep it simple, stupid," rule. The simpler the excuse, the less likely you'll get busted.
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