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creekster · 07-09-2007, 02:24 AM

Based on the advertising on the Versus channel, it appears that many of us are impotent beer drinkers with cholesterol problems who have large outstanding IRS tax liens. ANd, we need a Saab.

TO top it off my 9 year old just asked what natural male enhancement means as he whistles the theme song from those goofy Bob commercials. Great.

il Padrino Ute · 07-09-2007, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by creekster

Based on the advertising on the Versus channel, it appears that many of us are impotent beer drinkers with cholesterol problems who have large outstanding IRS tax liens. ANd, we need a Saab.

TO top it off my 9 year old just asked what natural male enhancement means as he whistles the theme song from those goofy Bob commercials. Great.

So, advertisers think cycling fans and wrestling fans are one in the same?

As for enhancement, tell your boy that that is why Bonds hits so many home runs - and I'm sure you get the double entendre.

MikeWaters · 07-09-2007, 02:32 AM

who watches the commercials. TIVO it.

creekster · 07-09-2007, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeWaters

who watches the commercials. TIVO it.

If I had one I would.

bYuPride · 07-09-2007, 05:05 AM

is there a place on the web i can see highlights or something? this sucks not having versus. stupid dish.

RC Vikings · 07-09-2007, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by bYuPride

is there a place on the web i can see highlights or something? this sucks not having versus. stupid dish.

Go to

www.velonews.com

short highlights.

bYuPride · 07-09-2007, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by RC Vikings

Go to

www.velonews.com

short highlights.

awesome! thank you!

bYuPride · 07-09-2007, 05:27 AM

so how fast are these dudes going when they are racing to the finish line. also, i understand the prologue was day 1? but after day 2, that completes the first stage won by the aussie Robbie Mcewen? how many stages are there? what are some things i should be looking for to make my first TdF a good one? velonews.com is great. thanks RCV.

bYuPride · 07-09-2007, 05:31 AM

i was excited to see the Zabriskie diary interview because i think he went to Olympus too, but he seemed almost disinterested to be there... wierd.

bYuPride · 07-09-2007, 05:37 AM

wait, Cancellara has the yellow jersey? Does that mean he won the first stage? i saw that he won the TT.. this is all confusing. i need to take TdF 101.

07-09-2007, 02:24 AM	#1
creekster Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: the far corner of my mind Posts: 8,711	WHo is watching thwe tour? Based on the advertising on the Versus channel, it appears that many of us are impotent beer drinkers with cholesterol problems who have large outstanding IRS tax liens. ANd, we need a Saab. TO top it off my 9 year old just asked what natural male enhancement means as he whistles the theme song from those goofy Bob commercials. Great. __________________ Sorry for th e tpyos.

07-09-2007, 05:05 AM	#5
bYuPride Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 1,058	is there a place on the web i can see highlights or something? this sucks not having versus. stupid dish. __________________ Get your BYU license plates http://dmv.utah.gov/licensecollegiate.html#byu You do not have to wait for your current registration to expire. Get your freakin' plates on your vehicle and be TRUE BLUE!!!!!! "I'm on my beater bike" Translation: I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using titanium blessed by the Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It weighs less than a fart and costs more than a divorce.

07-09-2007, 05:27 AM	#8
bYuPride Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 1,058	so how fast are these dudes going when they are racing to the finish line. also, i understand the prologue was day 1? but after day 2, that completes the first stage won by the aussie Robbie Mcewen? how many stages are there? what are some things i should be looking for to make my first TdF a good one? velonews.com is great. thanks RCV. __________________ Get your BYU license plates http://dmv.utah.gov/licensecollegiate.html#byu You do not have to wait for your current registration to expire. Get your freakin' plates on your vehicle and be TRUE BLUE!!!!!! "I'm on my beater bike" Translation: I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using titanium blessed by the Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It weighs less than a fart and costs more than a divorce.

07-09-2007, 05:31 AM	#9
bYuPride Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 1,058	i was excited to see the Zabriskie diary interview because i think he went to Olympus too, but he seemed almost disinterested to be there... wierd. __________________ Get your BYU license plates http://dmv.utah.gov/licensecollegiate.html#byu You do not have to wait for your current registration to expire. Get your freakin' plates on your vehicle and be TRUE BLUE!!!!!! "I'm on my beater bike" Translation: I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using titanium blessed by the Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It weighs less than a fart and costs more than a divorce.

07-09-2007, 05:37 AM	#10
bYuPride Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Salt Lake City Posts: 1,058	wait, Cancellara has the yellow jersey? Does that mean he won the first stage? i saw that he won the TT.. this is all confusing. i need to take TdF 101. __________________ Get your BYU license plates http://dmv.utah.gov/licensecollegiate.html#byu You do not have to wait for your current registration to expire. Get your freakin' plates on your vehicle and be TRUE BLUE!!!!!! "I'm on my beater bike" Translation: I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using titanium blessed by the Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It weighs less than a fart and costs more than a divorce.

07-09-2007, 02:32 AM	#3
MikeWaters Demiurge Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 36,365	who watches the commercials. TIVO it.