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Cali Coug · 04-04-2007, 05:47 PM

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

Shouldn't that interview become the new anti-drug ad? Just showing his face could do the trick alone. Do drugs and you will look like Keith Richards and snort your father.

It does explain why Keith Richards is going to live forever, though. He will pay any amount of money to stay alive so he doesn't have to be snorted by his posterity.

BigFatMeanie · 04-04-2007, 05:49 PM

That dude is seriously messed up. What is up with the smooth section of his forehead? Has his "perma-headband" kept that part smooth and protected it from the ravages of his tobacco smoke and drug use?

Cali Coug · 04-04-2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigFatMeanie

That dude is seriously messed up. What is up with the smooth section of his forehead? Has his "perma-headband" kept that part smooth and protected it from the ravages of his tobacco smoke and drug use?

What I want to know is why his knuckles are black. Actually, I don't think I want to know.

hyrum · 04-04-2007, 06:17 PM

Is Keith the one who penned, "I hope I die before I get old!"? If so, I guess its too late.

BigFatMeanie · 04-04-2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by hyrum

Is Keith the one who penned, "I hope I die before I get old!"? If so, I guess its too late.

That would be Pete Townsend/Roger Daltry; however, your statement still applies.

SteelBlue · 04-05-2007, 01:52 AM

I have been laughing about this all day.

livecoug · 04-05-2007, 02:19 AM

I love how it's no big deal to him.. and this happened less than 2 years ago..

il Padrino Ute · 04-05-2007, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by hyrum

Is Keith the one who penned, "I hope I die before I get old!"? If so, I guess its too late.

Oddly enough, Keith is only 23.

SteelBlue · 04-05-2007, 11:07 PM

Day 2 and I'm still laughing about this story.

04-04-2007, 05:47 PM	#1
Cali Coug Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,996	I snorted my father. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1 Shouldn't that interview become the new anti-drug ad? Just showing his face could do the trick alone. Do drugs and you will look like Keith Richards and snort your father. It does explain why Keith Richards is going to live forever, though. He will pay any amount of money to stay alive so he doesn't have to be snorted by his posterity.

04-04-2007, 05:49 PM	#2
BigFatMeanie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South Jordan Posts: 1,725	That dude is seriously messed up. What is up with the smooth section of his forehead? Has his "perma-headband" kept that part smooth and protected it from the ravages of his tobacco smoke and drug use?

04-04-2007, 06:17 PM	#4
hyrum Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 860	Is Keith the one who penned, "I hope I die before I get old!"? If so, I guess its too late.

04-05-2007, 01:52 AM	#6
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	I have been laughing about this all day.

04-05-2007, 02:19 AM	#7
livecoug Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,176	I love how it's no big deal to him.. and this happened less than 2 years ago..

04-05-2007, 11:07 PM	#9
SteelBlue Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Norcal Posts: 5,821	Day 2 and I'm still laughing about this story.