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Old 09-22-2008, 06:01 PM   #1
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According to this lady he was pretty good in the sack.

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Asked about John in bed, Gracinda says, "Of course we had sex...he was not only good at kissing but good at everything."
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Old 09-22-2008, 06:40 PM   #2
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According to this lady he was pretty good in the sack.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...o_affair_.html
Fortunately for him, his lady friend decided to have an abortion.
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ew ew ew ew ew! YOhio, you take that visual back.

I mean seriously. It's no wonder Cindy's addicted to painkillers. I would be too if I had to spread my--
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ew ew ew ew ew! YOhio, you take that visual back.

I mean seriously. It's no wonder Cindy's addicted to painkillers. I would be too if I had to spread my--
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ew ew ew ew ew! YOhio, you take that visual back.

I mean seriously. It's no wonder Cindy's addicted to painkillers. I would be too if I had to spread my--
It appears TripletDaddy has hijacked Barbara's account.
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Easy with that dirty talk Babs. You'd think we were taking the LSAT or something.
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According to this lady he was pretty good in the sack.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/poli...o_affair_.html
He'll be the most charismatic lady-killer of a POTUS since Reagan. I don't know about you all, but I spent many a night during my early to mid teens imagining Ron and Nancy reenacting their shattering love scene from Hellcats of the Navy.
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:25 PM   #8
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He'll be the most charismatic lady-killer of a POTUS since Reagan. I don't know about you all, but is spent many a night during my early to mid teens imagining Ron and Nancy reenacting their shattering love scene from Hellcats of the Navy.
Y now switches his manlove from Utestar to McCain, things should become interesting in Ohio.
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Easy with that dirty talk Babs. You'd think we were taking the LSAT or something.
Just imagine when I have to take the bar.
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McCain couldn't even put his arms around her much less get his arms above her waist.
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