08-09-2006, 09:50 PM | #1 |
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Gun safety tonight
hopefully I won't shoot myself in the leg after I get home, like someone in our stake did, after teaching the scouts about gun safety, with a gun that had been unknowingly loaded the entire time.
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08-10-2006, 08:40 PM | #2 |
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Do they still use the same slogan on their pamphlet as when I was a kid?: "Boys and guns go together." (I assume this is the NRA's course.)
By the way, I'm a big supporter of gun liberty.
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So will Waters banish me now? By the way, my wife has a nice 38.
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He forgot the letters following the number 38.
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08-10-2006, 09:46 PM | #9 |
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Well, I have always believed that the key to wit is sublety. With all due respect, you have the sublety of a sledgehammer. Telling a bad joke over and over again does not make it funny. It just looks desperate. Move on, brother.
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