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Old 10-21-2008, 11:42 PM   #71
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None of these are funny. Sorry.
lol! Lebowski made you lose your cool.
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Old 10-21-2008, 11:43 PM   #72
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1. Cream of Mushroom gave me Diabetes
2. Funeral Potatoes - Not just for funerals anymore
3. Eulogy (with a red circle and slash) Mormons: we put the Fun in Funeral
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:12 AM   #73
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None of these are funny. Sorry.
Jeff Lebowski has rattled you again.
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:18 AM   #74
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:24 AM   #75
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- Food supply? I'd rather die
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:25 AM   #76
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- Food supply? I'd rather die
Now you're just RUTS.
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Old 10-22-2008, 02:50 AM   #77
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1. Bet on the Mormons
2. I went to earth and all I got was this new stupid world
3. I can't (though I secretly can and do), I'm Mormon
4. Kept up with the Joneses all the way to Bankruptcy
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Old 10-22-2008, 03:00 AM   #78
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LMAO! Thanks for that ... I needed it today.
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Old 10-22-2008, 05:13 AM   #79
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A relative of mine told me there are several people in her ward that oppose Prop 8, and have worn "no on 8" buttons to church. One of them WAS on the stake high council. I say "was" because he has now been released, and his temple recommend has been taken away. Also, he has been asked not to speak or pray at church functions.
on your story that his temple recommend has been taken away. Why do you resort to made up stories to support your ideas?
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:23 AM   #80
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I offer the Polygamy pack:

1) My Other Wife Is A Supermodel
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