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View Poll Results: Should I stay or should I go?
Stay at work and starve but avoid in-laws 5 35.71%
Go home and feast while enduring in-laws 9 64.29%
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:07 AM   #1
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Sister-in-law is staying at our house this weekend. Sleeping bags on the floor thing. Yuck. I hate it when relatives stay over. I'm still here at work at 6:00 p.m. on a Friday night because I'm dreading going home. Unfortunately, I'm also getting hungry and Mrs. Meanie is fixing up a batch of Vietnamese grilled pork patties tonight - they are to die for. I think she deliberately planned to fixed these just so I would stay at work until 11:00 p.m. tonight.

Should I sack up and go home now, enduring the torture of in-laws at my house, in order to partake of the bounteous goodness that Mrs. Meanie is offering or should I just stay here at work being lonely and hungry but avoid the in-laws?
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:51 AM   #2
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Go buy yourself a new set of golf clubs and head for St. George.
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Old 03-01-2008, 01:03 AM   #3
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Having sampled the goodness of you and your wife's cooking, allow me to suggest a plan B. Give me your pager number and then go home and have dinner. At a pre-determined time I will call your pager. You can pretend to be called off to an important meeting and excuse yourself.
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