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Get your BYU license plates http://dmv.utah.gov/licensecollegiate.html#byu You do not have to wait for your current registration to expire. Get your freakin' plates on your vehicle and be TRUE BLUE!!!!!! "I'm on my beater bike" Translation: I had this baby custom-made in Tuscany using titanium blessed by the Pope. I took it to a wind tunnel and it disappeared. It weighs less than a fart and costs more than a divorce. |
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06-20-2007, 08:46 PM | #12 |
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On UFN, when Mr. Crimson announced Toledo's Tom Amstutz was hired to replace Urban Meyer, the day was filled with upset new Toledo posters and some jackass columnist in the Salt Lake Tribune even referenced it.
On CB, I liked the troll (I think it was ColoUte) pretending to be a lesbian jew, asking about a GLA at BYU. |
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06-20-2007, 10:48 PM | #14 |
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My favorite posts here were one of NS's recent ones, I think it related to dating or something; as well as the MILK thread, which I would link except it's been so heavily edited since originally posted.
I will tell you a story about Soonerfans. Some of you have asked why I'm not over there instead of here. Well, I was. The problem with being a female there is the assumption that you're looking to "hook up" after the game. So, one day my mom is mentioning to me naively that "some very nice gentlemen" at Soonerfans asked if she wanted to "stop by" after a game to "say hi." Of course my proposition radar is going nuts. I ask her a few questions, and sure enough, some guy is trying hook up with my mom, presumably not realizing that she's 55, and equally unaware that she's a naive Calvinist who has no clue what's going on. Men are pigs, by the way. |
06-21-2007, 12:39 AM | #15 | |
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And yes we men are pigs but as long as our women roll in the mud with us, we don't mind. So what you doing after the game?
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06-21-2007, 01:01 AM | #16 |
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06-21-2007, 01:03 AM | #17 |
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And you should be ashamed of yourself, hitting on a 55 year old grandmother.
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06-21-2007, 02:11 AM | #19 |
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06-21-2007, 03:02 AM | #20 |
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Some of my favorites:
http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=437096 - the beginning of the Red Furry http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...html?id=415686 - The first post that Staley was cut by the Lions - the only SGC post that was not SGC http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1481466 - Goatnapper's musings on plastic surgery and the resurrection http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=1555546 - I enjoyed SteelBlue's transcript of grapevine doing play-by-play http://www.cougarboard.com/noframes/...tml?id=2368122 - thanks for the image, grapevine
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Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug |
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