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Old 10-18-2007, 05:10 PM   #1
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Originally Posted by TripletDaddy View Post
Well, then you may enjoy other actual insensitive DDD responses to ACTUAL stupid questions or comments:

From women:

Q: How on Earth did that happen? (or some variant)
A: We had sex three times in one night.

Q: Are they natural?
A: More than your breasts, less than a granola bar.

Q: Can I touch them?
A: I was just going to ask you the same thing.

Q: Wow, they must feed ALL the time!
A: They do. Can we borrow one of your boobs?

From men:

Q: Man, I am glad I am not you.
A: *looking at his wife* I feel the same way.

Most of these comments came when I was not in a particular mood to hear them, so admittedly I was a bit snappy.

I usually take the comments in stride. But we get them. Every day. And almost everywhere we go.

In fairness, most people are not used to seeing triplets out and about, esp in their triplet stroller or triplet wagon, so it does attract a lot of attention. Plus, I am an amazing physical specimen, so I am basically asking for paparrazi to stalk me.
Sweet. Those are good ones.
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