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Old 10-06-2008, 09:35 PM   #1
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Default A man has a gun to your head, he gives you one sports related question and tells you

answer it correctly or die?

You dont know the answer so he gives you the chance to call either Cougjunkie or Seattleute for the answer. I will even go as far to say the question is about the Utes.

Who do you call?
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Old 10-06-2008, 09:36 PM   #2
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I would know the answer.
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Yeah, I can't relate to this question because I wouldn't need to call anyone.
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Yeah, I can't relate to this question because I wouldn't need to call anyone.
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Old 10-06-2008, 09:37 PM   #5
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I call Chuck Norris to come and kick the guy's ass.
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Old 10-06-2008, 09:38 PM   #6
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answer it correctly or die?

You dont know the answer so he gives you the chance to call either Cougjunkie or Seattleute for the answer. I will even go as far to say the question is about the Utes.

Who do you call?
If those are my only two options and I don't know the answer I let him pull the trigger. I have enough insurance to take good care of my family and knowing SU might know something more about sports than me just sucked my will to live.
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Old 10-06-2008, 09:41 PM   #7
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answer it correctly or die?

You dont know the answer so he gives you the chance to call either Cougjunkie or Seattleute for the answer. I will even go as far to say the question is about the Utes.

Who do you call?
I have a wife, and a man with a wife doesn't need anything else.
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Old 10-06-2008, 09:42 PM   #8
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answer it correctly or die?

You dont know the answer so he gives you the chance to call either Cougjunkie or Seattleute for the answer. I will even go as far to say the question is about the Utes.

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Is the question about late 70's/early 80's college basketball?
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Old 10-06-2008, 10:15 PM   #9
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I would call SeattleUte. As the man with the gun is dialing, I would tell him that SeattleUte drinks appletinis.

The man with the gun would be distracted with laughter, at which time I would either escape or wrestle the gun away from him.
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Ghostbusters?
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