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Old 04-26-2007, 07:29 PM   #1
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Default Controversial but true

If you dry and grind up Chinese people and ingest capsules of this powder it's an aphrodisiac.

I'm promoting this new campaign in the West. Ground-up Chinese are the new Viagra. And very plentiful.

When the Chinese stop killing all the endangered animals to aid their erections, I'll end my campaign.

Who is with me?
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Old 04-26-2007, 07:32 PM   #2
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If you dry and grind up Chinese people and ingest capsules of this powder it's an aphrodisiac.

I'm promoting this new campaign in the West. Ground-up Chinese are the new Viagra. And very plentiful.

When the Chinese stop killing all the endangered animals to aid their erections, I'll end my campaign.

Who is with me?
China still has a communist government, they don't have erections.
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Old 04-26-2007, 07:38 PM   #3
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Old 04-26-2007, 07:41 PM   #4
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China still has a communist government, they don't have erections.
They have erections, it's just that everybody's erection is the same size and everybody's erection lasts the same amount of time.
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Old 04-26-2007, 07:46 PM   #5
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Sure they do, but aren't they fixed?
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