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Old 07-05-2007, 11:09 PM   #21
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Welcome landpoke. You're going to fit right in.
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Old 07-05-2007, 11:42 PM   #22
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What's this "cheers" business? Smacks a bit of Finderson if you ask me.
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Old 07-05-2007, 11:48 PM   #23
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What's this "cheers" business? Smacks a bit of Finderson if you ask me.
Ouch, you know how to lay a low blow. Next thing you'll call him a Ute.
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:07 AM   #24
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Sheridan, I only work in Buffalo. And I thought the hippie was implied.
Mrs Goose spent most of her childhood on the mean streets of Sheridan and the rest of her teenage years on the even meaner streets of Gillette. Buffalo is a great little town, however.
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:36 AM   #25
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Do you work in a mine?
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Old 07-06-2007, 12:42 AM   #26
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Welcome to maybe the funniest poster on any of the boards.

Your stuff kills me....Welcome.
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Old 07-06-2007, 01:40 AM   #27
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Welcome poke. It'll be interesting to see a less censored version of poke here on the board. Should be interesting too if he decides to come post after a BYU beat down of Wyoming drunk.
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Old 07-06-2007, 01:59 AM   #28
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It was suggested that I should pop over here from time to time by YOhio and Archaea, just so you know who to blame. I'm not sure how much I'll be able to post here as this board seems to be composed of slightly reasonable versions of the wack-jobs I've come to know over on that other board. I tend to thrive where people are irrational and a bit out of touch with reality so no promises, but I'll give it the old Wyoming try.

About me:

Looks: Tallish, but not overly so, with the rugged good looks of a 70's era, post-lung removal John Wayne. (As an aside, I defy anyone to provide a rational arguement that McQ wasn't his greatest film/role.)

Work: I rape and defile the earth in a professional capacity. Let me tell you, there's nothing quite so satisfying as taking a piece of God's green earth, bulldozing it flat and drilling a hole in it. The fact that there's money to be made is just icing on the cake. Middle management with aspirations to upper middle management.

Personal: In my free time I enjoy drinking, playing golf and drinking while playing golf. Drinking while golfing, you say? Well sure, it keeps me loose and allows me to maintain my enviable 30 handicap. I also enjoy porn. Though not in the unhealthy, all consuming way that would lead someone to sleep in their car for a month straight in front of a certain starlet's house. Not since the restraining order anyway.

Is it true that mild adult language and content are tolerated here? I haven't bothered to read the Terms of Service.

Cheers.
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:17 AM   #29
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What's this "cheers" business? Smacks a bit of Finderson if you ask me.
I hate it when people say "cheers".
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Old 07-06-2007, 02:35 AM   #30
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What's this "cheers" business? Smacks a bit of Finderson if you ask me.
Somehow I doubt that landpoke's ambitions will lead him to run naked through the desert with his progeny in search of hippie bacchanalia while burning an effigy of his own species for no other reason than somebody did too many hits of LSD a few years back. Finderson was one of a kind.

Which isn't to say we couldn't get some interesting stories if we all pitch in and get landpoke some fermented corn in a bottle - Jim Beam, I believe, is the right stuff.
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