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Old 07-05-2007, 09:28 PM   #1
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It was suggested that I should pop over here from time to time by YOhio and Archaea, just so you know who to blame. I'm not sure how much I'll be able to post here as this board seems to be composed of slightly reasonable versions of the wack-jobs I've come to know over on that other board. I tend to thrive where people are irrational and a bit out of touch with reality so no promises, but I'll give it the old Wyoming try.

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Looks: Tallish, but not overly so, with the rugged good looks of a 70's era, post-lung removal John Wayne. (As an aside, I defy anyone to provide a rational arguement that McQ wasn't his greatest film/role.)

Work: I rape and defile the earth in a professional capacity. Let me tell you, there's nothing quite so satisfying as taking a piece of God's green earth, bulldozing it flat and drilling a hole in it. The fact that there's money to be made is just icing on the cake. Middle management with aspirations to upper middle management.

Personal: In my free time I enjoy drinking, playing golf and drinking while playing golf. Drinking while golfing, you say? Well sure, it keeps me loose and allows me to maintain my enviable 30 handicap. I also enjoy porn. Though not in the unhealthy, all consuming way that would lead someone to sleep in their car for a month straight in front of a certain starlet's house. Not since the restraining order anyway.

Is it true that mild adult language and content are tolerated here? I haven't bothered to read the Terms of Service.

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Old 07-05-2007, 09:39 PM   #2
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Wow...you're going to fit right in.

Welcome Landpoke.
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:40 PM   #3
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YeeeeHaw!!!! Welcome poke!
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:40 PM   #4
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It was suggested that I should pop over here from time to time by YOhio and Archaea, just so you know who to blame. I'm not sure how much I'll be able to post here as this board seems to be composed of slightly reasonable versions of the wack-jobs I've come to know over on that other board. I tend to thrive where people are irrational and a bit out of touch with reality so no promises, but I'll give it the old Wyoming try.

About me:

Looks: Tallish, but not overly so, with the rugged good looks of a 70's era, post-lung removal John Wayne. (As an aside, I defy anyone to provide a rational arguement that McQ wasn't his greatest film/role.)

Work: I rape and defile the earth in a professional capacity. Let me tell you, there's nothing quite so satisfying as taking a piece of God's green earth, bulldozing it flat and drilling a hole in it. The fact that there's money to be made is just icing on the cake. Middle management with aspirations to upper middle management.

Personal: In my free time I enjoy drinking, playing golf and drinking while playing golf. Drinking while golfing, you say? Well sure, it keeps me loose and allows me to maintain my enviable 30 handicap. I also enjoy porn. Though not in the unhealthy, all consuming way that would lead someone to sleep in their car for a month straight in front of a certain starlet's house. Not since the restraining order anyway.

Is it true that mild adult language and content are tolerated here? I haven't bothered to read the Terms of Service.

Cheers.
We believe in self moderation. Welcome and keep the porn to yourself.
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:41 PM   #5
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Wow...you're going to fit right in.

Welcome Landpoke.
Methinks Goat and Landpoke are related.
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Old 07-05-2007, 09:43 PM   #6
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We believe in self moderation. Welcome and keep the porn to yourself.
I don't know how bad of language is tolerated. I know I haven't been kicked off for saying the G word (gambling)

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Old 07-05-2007, 09:47 PM   #7
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Let me tell you, there's nothing quite so satisfying as taking a piece of God's green earth, bulldozing it flat and drilling a hole in it.

Green Earth? So you don't actually work in Wyoming then?

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Old 07-05-2007, 09:53 PM   #8
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i have been banned of talking with strangers ,but welcome any way!
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Methinks Goat and Landpoke are related.

I'm kinda thinkin' they are one and the same.
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:02 PM   #10
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You left out that you married and hippy and that you are now a Buffalo.
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