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Old 07-16-2008, 08:09 PM   #21
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Old 07-16-2008, 08:39 PM   #22
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Btw, his eilliptical refence to other fakirs sounded a lot like you. Has anyone ever seen Triplet, Dave, Kyle or Duane togehter at the same time? And who really owes the $200?
The same thought crossed my mind. Pay up triplet, $200 is nothing to scoff at. That's like a half hour's work for you.
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Old 07-16-2008, 10:16 PM   #23
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This thread is proof Mormon gays and apostates are shunned by LDS.
How can you believe him? There is no archaeological evidence that he exists.
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Wow, well I guess I really missed out on something good. This was a fascinating thread. I don't buy the whole gay guy story, but it was kind of an amusing read.
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Old 07-16-2008, 11:51 PM   #25
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His name is Dave? I thought it was Dwayne?
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His name is Dave? I thought it was Dwayne?
His name is whatever he wants it to be.
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Old 07-17-2008, 12:31 AM   #27
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His name is Dave? I thought it was Dwayne?
Cliff's Notes:

Dwayne is Anthesian I.

Kyle is NapalmFront.

Dave is Anthesian II.

Both Anthesian I and II are homosexuals from Arizona.

NapalmFront plays soccer and listens to Rage Against the Machine.

Anthesian I is a Ute fan and sits on the opposite side of the couch from his boyfriend, who is an RM Cougar fan.

Anthesian II drinks a lot and had sex with a guy from a bar.
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Old 07-17-2008, 01:10 AM   #28
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Dwayne is Anthesian I.

Kyle is NapalmFront.

Dave is Anthesian II.

Both Anthesian I and II are homosexuals from Arizona.

NapalmFront plays soccer and listens to Rage Against the Machine.

Anthesian I is a Ute fan and sits on the opposite side of the couch from his boyfriend, who is an RM Cougar fan.

Anthesian II drinks a lot and had sex with a guy from a bar.
And Dwayne owes Kyle $200. Typical Ute Fan, filching on a debt.
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Old 07-17-2008, 11:12 AM   #29
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And Dwayne owes Kyle $200. Typical Ute Fan, filching on a debt.
You've apparently never heard of Y'z Guy.
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Old 07-17-2008, 02:29 PM   #30
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You've apparently never heard of Y'z Guy.
Correct, never heard of him.
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