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Old 10-02-2007, 09:55 PM   #11
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MikeWaters: No crossdressers or morbidly obese, please. Are you that rare male who possesses lots of eligible, sane, attractive friends? Are you, in fact, male? Your name suggests that you are, but the sultry brunette on your picture hints otherwise. Conflicted, maybe?
Are you willing to long-distance date someone in Las Vegas?
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:57 PM   #12
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Hi Archaea and Creekster, I'm sure whatever insights and witticisms you have are more than enough as far as offers go. Thank you both for the welcome.
I've already seen a lot of Archaea and this is day 2 and counting of my time here.
And YOhio, I meant "forward fashion sense." Please pardon the transposition.
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:03 PM   #13
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and just found the Introductions page. Seems there are a few Dallas/Fort Worth area people on this site, which already makes it feel like home. That is to say, it's roasting hot, traffic blows, my middle finger is sprained, they are selling wool sweaters in the stores, there are both Christmas and Halloween decorations for sale, and the (seemingly) never-ending sunlight is blinding me and destroying my once-perfect skin.
Actually, home is nothing at all like this board.
It occurs to me that the first paragraph makes me seem a little bitter, and I'm not.
I hope the supposed fun to be had here was not exaggerated by SoonerCoug or I am going to poke him in the eye.
I'm inactive in the Church, closest in political opinion to a Libertarian, although no political party really offers the complete package. I work hard, I like to read, I seek that which is serene and I have one husband (sort of; he's on the way out) and no children.
Did I leave anything out?
Oh. I signed up for an LDS singles dating site and the most normal person I met was an OBGYN who likes to wear ladies' undies.
Yo Wendy, what up?

Have you ever considered fake knockers? Might help you get more attention in the Big DDDDD.
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:04 PM   #14
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Welcome, Wendy.

I suspect you'll fit in just fine.
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:11 PM   #15
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I'm sorry you've departed the lovely Miami Valley. I have been a Daytonian the last several years and it's been pure entertainment. Despite the many fine offerings one can find here, the oppressive mentality of the midwest has looked upon my forward fashion sense with disdain. I feel your pain.
I spent a year and a half on a contract worked in Springfield, Ohio. It seemed that every evening, as I watched the news, it was reported that someone was shot in Dayton. I hope you keep your doors locked at night.
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:32 PM   #16
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MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen.
GoatNapper: I'm way ahead of you there. I had to get some fake knockers to go with my phony booty. Bring it on, Dallas.
Is Springfield, Ohio where The Simpsons is set?
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:34 PM   #17
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MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen.
Dang, it's too bad, because polygamy would fit your bill exactly.
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:36 PM   #18
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Isn't polygamy the kind of relationship(s) where don't have to spend a lot of time with a lot of people?
What about polyandry? I could get down with that. Worship me, studpuppies.
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:36 PM   #19
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MikeWaters: How do you "date" someone who lives so far away? Just give each other a lot of phone, I guess. I have many cousins in Las Vegas. This could get creepy. On the other hand, I'd kind of like a relationship wherein I don't have to spend a lot of time with someone. Keen.
GoatNapper: I'm way ahead of you there. I had to get some fake knockers to go with my phony booty. Bring it on, Dallas.
Is Springfield, Ohio where The Simpsons is set?
Hey, don't knock beautiful, plastic Vegas.
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Old 10-02-2007, 10:42 PM   #20
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I could get down with that. Worship me, studpuppies.
Settle down, Wendy.
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