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Old 06-18-2007, 05:09 AM   #1
Fumamota McChopperdave
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Post Never introduced myself

I thought it would be a good thing to do. First of all I'd like to change my name.
It's very long, and shitty to have to type out.

Name change request: American Samurai/Robot
Why this name? Because if I were to have to think of 3 words with which to describe myself, it would be those three words. I'm proud to be an American, and I tell you what: I am DAMN proud of being an American SAMURAI. Plus, I happen to be a robot.

I would like elite member status as well. Not just on this website, but on many websites throughout the world. I think I deserve it, and it's been a long time coming. I think I should also be allowed to be exempt from having to use emoticons... I want people to just automatically detect the tone of my posts without me having to resort to employing a picture of a face employing one of 7 primary human emotions:
A) Winky face: 'heh heh, just kiddin. I'm bein sarcastic... and a little flirtatious. heh heh'
B) Semi-excited smiley face: self explanatory
C) SUPER excited smiley face (showin teeth): self explanatory, (but to a higher degree)
D) Unhappy face: also, sort of looks like a constipated person
E) I'm steamin hot red mad face! (self explanatory)
F) Old school smiley face (this one if you use it too much people will think you're effeminate...)
G) Too f'n cool for school face: I honestly don't know when I would ever use this face. Hopefully someone would attack me with a grenade before I did, because I wouldn't know what to think of myself after using it.

That's the 7.

I'm glad to be here, a part of human civilization at last.

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Old 06-18-2007, 05:46 AM   #2
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The board can use more people with Emery County roots.

Welcome aboard.
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:44 PM   #3
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The board can use more people with Emery County roots.

Welcome aboard.
So long as they pronounce it em'ry county reuts!
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Old 06-18-2007, 01:47 PM   #4
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The board can use more people with Emery County roots.
No they don't. The only thing Emery folks are good for is catching crawdads at Huntington lake.
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Old 06-18-2007, 03:22 PM   #5
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No they don't. The only thing Emery folks are good for is catching crawdads at Huntington lake.
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You come here and insult my mother? Why do you insult my mother?

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Old 06-18-2007, 03:39 PM   #6
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F) Old school smiley face (this one if you use it too much people will think you're effeminate...)
D'oh!
or is it ?
hmm...I guess you get the idea.

Yeah, I'd hate to type in that username.
BarbaraGordon's only half that size and it's too long... I mistype it half the time.
I'm thinking of officially changing it to BG to make things easier and settle the matter of who the REAL BG is once and for all (hear that, Goose?)

Anyhow, welcome, ye with the ultralong alias.
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