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Old 06-16-2007, 12:33 AM   #11
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Welcome SJS! You don't necessarily have to abandon CB. In old-school Mormon fashion, most of us here are message board polygamist.
I'm certainly wedded to more than one internet wife. Although one of them is forcing me to sleep on the couch for a couple of weeks.
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Old 06-16-2007, 12:56 AM   #12
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I'm certainly wedded to more than one internet wife. Although one of them is forcing me to sleep on the couch for a couple of weeks.
Well, that is certainly when you turn to the one who is a little bit kinkier, more willing to try new things out and realize that while your first wife may be the original, sometimes the one you've found later can be a bit more fun.

Each certainly has its own way of pleasing you, and it is why it's an acceptable thing to be an internet polygamist.
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Old 06-16-2007, 01:01 AM   #13
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Each certainly has its own way of pleasing you, and it is why it's an acceptable thing to be an internet polygamist.
Except that apparently it's bad form for polygamists to have both wives please them at the same time, which is truly disappointing.
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Old 06-16-2007, 01:14 AM   #14
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Except that apparently it's bad form for polygamists to have both wives please them at the same time, which is truly disappointing.
Are you still talking about internet boards? Welcome SJS
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Old 06-16-2007, 01:15 AM   #15
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Well, that is certainly when you turn to the one who is a little bit kinkier, more willing to try new things out and realize that while your first wife may be the original, sometimes the one you've found later can be a bit more fun.

Each certainly has its own way of pleasing you, and it is why it's an acceptable thing to be an internet polygamist.
Verily. If you try to get kinky with the first wife, you'd best be fishing for spare blanket.
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Old 06-16-2007, 03:28 AM   #16
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Welcome aboard, SJS. Good to have you.
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Old 06-16-2007, 03:31 AM   #17
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Verily. If you try to get kinky with the first wife, you'd best be fishing for spare blanket.
LOL... Very true.
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Old 06-16-2007, 04:17 AM   #18
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I've gotta be honest...your avatar kind of creeps me out...but welcome.
I agree with Barbara. Your avatar is nasty!
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