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Old 08-18-2005, 02:38 AM   #1
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Default Re: Even though most of us know each other....

Ok, here goes...

I was born to a pair of Marin County hippies who believed in free love and really free canibus. They didn't realize that they squirted out a conservative Republican and Oakland Raiders fan. Then in 1989, Pete Rose was banned for betting on baseball.

Today, I live in Idaho surrounded by blue astroturf and lots of complex carbohydrates. In my spare time I like to drink beer, tell women on the internet that I am well endowed and was the last one out of Saigon, and drink some more beer.

I look forward to meeting you.

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Old 09-22-2005, 10:24 PM   #2
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Default The Ute part I can handle...

The Raider part is another thing altogether!!!

Welcome aboard! Belatedly...
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:27 PM   #3
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:28 PM   #4
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Holy Crap! RaiderUte!
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Old 04-28-2008, 11:32 PM   #5
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Ok, here goes...

I was born to a pair of Marin County hippies who believed in free love and really free canibus. They didn't realize that they squirted out a conservative Republican and Oakland Raiders fan. Then in 1989, Pete Rose was banned for betting on baseball.

Today, I live in Idaho surrounded by blue astroturf and lots of complex carbohydrates. In my spare time I like to drink beer, tell women on the internet that I am well endowed and was the last one out of Saigon, and drink some more beer.

I look forward to meeting you.

Yours,
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:21 AM   #6
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Squirted?
lol. This intro was from over 2 years ago. Are we trying to churn the subscription base
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:29 AM   #7
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Welcome aboard Raider. Good to have you over here.
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Old 04-29-2008, 04:05 AM   #8
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My brother-in-law drives around Boise with a giant Raiders decal on the rear window of his truck. I'd have one on my car if my wife let me. Just win baby.
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Squirted?
The last time I squirted out a conservative Republican, I took some Kaopectate and then I was alright.
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:58 PM   #10
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Ute4ever is the king of bumping old posts.
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