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Old 07-26-2007, 01:38 PM   #31
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Old 07-26-2007, 02:38 PM   #32
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Thank you for the warm "Hi" everyone. I take it that MindfulCoug is Muslim? Cool.
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:39 PM   #33
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Thank you for the warm "Hi" everyone. I take it that MindfulCoug is Muslim? Cool.
Even better than Muslim, she lives in Iran. Very cool participant that I hope understands my sarcasm. Seriously, she would love the lovely Sister Goatnapper who would be an Elder Bednar poster child. Not only did Sister Goatnapper graduate from the Why-Aye, but she has yet to get either ear pierced once!
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:47 PM   #34
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Even better than Muslim, she lives in Iran. Very cool participant that I hope understands my sarcasm. Seriously, she would love the lovely Sister Goatnapper who would be an Elder Bednar poster child. Not only did Sister Goatnapper graduate from the Why-Aye, but she has yet to get either ear pierced once!
Is her navel pierced?

Go straight for the good stuff. Does she have augmentations?
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:10 PM   #35
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Is her navel pierced?

Go straight for the good stuff. Does she have augmentations?
None of that whatsoever. Very conservative folk, us Goatnappers. I even wear a white shirt every sunday.
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:31 PM   #36
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None of that whatsoever. Very conservative folk, us Goatnappers. I even wear a white shirt every sunday.
That snap you heard was the preconceptions of Cougarguarders far and wide crumbling to the ground.
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:58 PM   #37
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That snap you heard was the preconceptions of Cougarguarders far and wide crumbling to the ground.
The internet is my id. Well that and the oppressive concerned with a lilly white appearance nature of mormon culture drives me to it.
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Old 07-26-2007, 06:43 PM   #38
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None of that whatsoever. Very conservative folk, us Goatnappers. I even wear a white shirt every sunday.
That's not possible as you are not a Utah Mormon.

You California Mormons just can't let us Utahns have our moment in the sun, can you?
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