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Old 11-07-2008, 09:40 PM   #41
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maybe I am the one who had a bizarre honeymoon.
yup. probably.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:41 PM   #42
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taco bell and sonicat midnight, mothers calling through the evening and the next morning....wtf is wrong with you people?!?!
I know a girl who kept calling her mommy every day from the honeymoon. And I know two girls who didn't allow their husbands to have sex for over a week after the nuptials.
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And I know two girls who didn't allow their husbands to have sex for over a week after the nuptials.
I know one of those, and one who lasted a year before the guy finally filed for annulment.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:47 PM   #44
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taco bell and sonicat midnight, Is this pretty commonplace? maybe I am the one who had a bizarre honeymoon.
All that sex makes you hungry.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:50 PM   #45
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people did this at my brother's wedding. I thought it was a dumb idea.

I dont get why it is funny.

The last thing I would want on my wedding night would be to run into my MIL in my hotel room. Unless.........
so glad you didn't finish that sentence.

There is a filter!
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:51 PM   #46
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All that sex makes you hungry.
Who has time for food?
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:54 PM   #47
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I found the whopper a little overwhelming at first, but after awhile I figured out how to have it my way.
Absolutely hysterical. Good work.
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Old 11-07-2008, 09:55 PM   #48
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people did this at my brother's wedding. I thought it was a dumb idea.

I dont get why it is funny.

The last thing I would want on my wedding night would be to run into my MIL in my hotel room. Unless.........
MILILF? If that's how it is, good for you.
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:01 PM   #49
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people did this at my brother's wedding. I thought it was a dumb idea.

I dont get why it is funny.

The last thing I would want on my wedding night would be to run into my MIL in my hotel room. Unless.........
unless you married Austin Collie's sister?
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Old 11-07-2008, 10:15 PM   #50
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unless you married Austin Collie's sister?
oh, jeez. Let's not start that again.
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