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BarbaraGordon · 11-07-2008, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

Oh, and Mike's mom kept calling us in the hotel room. She called us right after we got there, and then several more times throughout the weekend.

OMG! Flash's mom did that, too. Called the next morning, bright and early.

FarrahWaters · 11-07-2008, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

OMG! Flash's mom did that, too. Called the next morning, bright and early.

whoa. This is getting eerie. Did she ask if she could open all your wedding presents too?

BarbaraGordon · 11-07-2008, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

whoa. This is getting eerie. Did she ask if she could open all your wedding presents too?

yep. She said she was just trying to be helpful.

I tried to tell you Mike and Flash are two of a kind! They just prefer different colors of crocs is the only difference. Oh, and plus Flash has never randomly disappeared for weeks on end.

SoCalCoug · 11-07-2008, 09:30 PM

Mothers are nothing. I had an 8-year-old son, and she had a 9-year-old daughter that we had to deal with.

(No, they didn't come on the honeymoon, but they did call)

marsupial · 11-07-2008, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

Oh, and Mike's mom kept calling us in the hotel room. She called us right after we got there, and then several more times throughout the weekend.

Your first mistake was to let your MIL know where you were staying. We kept our whereabouts a secret. This I learned after my brother's wedding when my mom and aunts talked a maid into letting them into my brother's and SIL's room. Once inside my mom and her sisters short-sheeted their bed and filled it with rice. They've been married 17 years now and my SIL is still pissed at my mom. (And I can't say that I blame her.)

marsupial · 11-07-2008, 09:36 PM

My brother and his wife had already been living together though so at least this wasn't their first night of passion that was ruined.

jay santos · 11-07-2008, 09:38 PM

All that time she hated sex and all she needed was some KY?? Strange.

TripletDaddy · 11-07-2008, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

OMG! Flash's mom did that, too. Called the next morning, bright and early.

taco bell and sonicat midnight, mothers calling through the evening and the next morning....wtf is wrong with you people?!?!

Is this pretty commonplace? maybe I am the one who had a bizarre honeymoon.

TripletDaddy · 11-07-2008, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

Your first mistake was to let your MIL know where you were staying. We kept our whereabouts a secret. This I learned after my brother's wedding when my mom and aunts talked a maid into letting them into my brother's and SIL's room. Once inside my mom and her sisters short-sheeted their bed and filled it with rice. They've been married 17 years now and my SIL is still pissed at my mom. (And I can't say that I blame her.)

people did this at my brother's wedding. I thought it was a dumb idea.

I dont get why it is funny.

The last thing I would want on my wedding night would be to run into my MIL in my hotel room. Unless.........

SoCalCoug · 11-07-2008, 09:40 PM

When my youngest uncle got married, my grandparents reserved his hotel room for he and his bride's wedding night. Unfortunately, they reserved a hotel room for my oldest uncle and his young family (who were in town for the wedding) at the same time, and they ended up just down the hall from each other.

My older uncle spent the evening sending his young kids down the hall to knock on the newlyweds' door.

11-07-2008, 09:30 PM	#34
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	Mothers are nothing. I had an 8-year-old son, and she had a 9-year-old daughter that we had to deal with. (No, they didn't come on the honeymoon, but they did call) __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-07-2008, 09:36 PM	#36
marsupial Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I... Isn't it so fun to spell? Posts: 1,701	My brother and his wife had already been living together though so at least this wasn't their first night of passion that was ruined. __________________ "Mormon men are inherently sexy..." -Archaea

11-07-2008, 09:40 PM	#40
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	When my youngest uncle got married, my grandparents reserved his hotel room for he and his bride's wedding night. Unfortunately, they reserved a hotel room for my oldest uncle and his young family (who were in town for the wedding) at the same time, and they ended up just down the hall from each other. My older uncle spent the evening sending his young kids down the hall to knock on the newlyweds' door. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-07-2008, 09:38 PM	#37
jay santos Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,177	All that time she hated sex and all she needed was some KY?? Strange.