This article is hilarious

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

I wish I had thought to tell my grandma that while she was insisting on buying me some lingerie at the department store a week before the wedding.

All of my lingerie shower gifts came from older female relatives or evangelical friends of mine. They were so pathetically tame that I don't think I ever found a use for a single one of them. I think several of them are still in my closet with the tags on.

Our experience was fairly similar to the one outlined in the story. We got the obligatory business out of the way in about ten minutes, then we went to burger king.

[exUte]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

All of my lingerie shower gifts came from older female relatives or evangelical friends of mine. They were so pathetically tame that I don't think I ever found a use for a single one of them. I think several of them are still in my closet with the tags on.

Our experience was fairly similar to the one outlined in the story. We got the obligatory business out of the way in about ten minutes, then we went to burger king.

Which was more satisfying?

[exUte]

Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

http://sunstoneblog.com/2008/09/29/w...rgins-collide/

Mike found this and had me read it.

Thank goodness both the Mrs. and I were Utes once upon a time. We had much more fun in less time than it took to read the article.

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by exUte

Which was more satisfying?

I found the whopper a little overwhelming at first, but after awhile I figured out how to have it my way.

[TripletDaddy]

praying right before? what the crap. that sounds like something Tex would do.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

I found the whopper a little overwhelming at first, but after awhile I figured out how to have it my way.

Enough about Flash, how was your burger?

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

praying right before? what the crap. that sounds like something Tex would do.

Actually, I bet a lot of people invoke the name of the Almighty while in the act. I'd imagine it's usually a little later, though.

[TripletDaddy]

Originally Posted by BarbaraGordon

Actually, I bet a lot of people invoke the name of the Almighty while in the act. I'd imagine it's usually a little later, though.

Based on that artcile, I would disagree. Seems like most guys don't even know how the whole thing works.

Did you really go to Burger King on your honeymoon night? That is pretty wild.

[marsupial]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Based on that artcile, I would disagree. Seems like most guys don't even know how the whole thing works.

Did you really go to Burger King on your honeymoon night? That is pretty wild.

We went to Taco Bell. Are we crazy too?

[BarbaraGordon]

Originally Posted by TripletDaddy

Based on that artcile, I would disagree. Seems like most guys don't even know how the whole thing works.

Did you really go to Burger King on your honeymoon night? That is pretty wild.

yep.