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FarrahWaters · 11-07-2008, 06:46 PM

http://sunstoneblog.com/2008/09/29/w...rgins-collide/

Mike found this and had me read it.

CardiacCoug · 11-07-2008, 07:11 PM

I showed that article to my wife when we got the magazine a few months ago. That article is really a classic. That whole issue dealing with topics related to sex was very entertaining.

ute4ever · 11-07-2008, 07:21 PM

A good read, but she doesn't give any actual sex advice other than to use K-Y, and to not be afraid to talk about sex.

Runner Coug · 11-07-2008, 07:21 PM

That was pretty good. Though I must admit, with only a handful of exceptions the thought of the women in my ward discussing the big O together makes me dry heave.

Bruincoug · 11-07-2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

http://sunstoneblog.com/2008/09/29/w...rgins-collide/

Mike found this and had me read it.

good find. i'm a fan.

SoCalCoug · 11-07-2008, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ute4ever

A good read, but she doesn't give any actual sex advice other than to use K-Y, and to not be afraid to talk about sex.

So are you advocating for addition of a sex advice forum?

marsupial · 11-07-2008, 08:07 PM

The whole bride slipping into a nightie while the groom waits in his garments was amusing. Wedding nights don't need to be as awkward as she described. My recommendation to two virgins colliding is to save the lingerie for another occasion. For the first time, just start making out as usual. When you get to that point when all you want to do is tear off the other person's clothes, don't sing a hymn in your head, just do it.

FarrahWaters · 11-07-2008, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by marsupial

The whole bride slipping into a nightie while the groom waits in his garments was amusing. Wedding nights don't need to be as awkward as she described. My recommendation to two virgins colliding is to save the lingerie for another occasion. For the first time, just start making out as usual. When you get to that point when all you want to do is tear off the other person's clothes, don't sing a hymn in your head, just do it.

Good advice. I wish I had thought to tell my grandma that while she was insisting on buying me some lingerie at the department store a week before the wedding.

We should have an advice column called Dear Marsupial.

cougarobgon · 11-07-2008, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by FarrahWaters

http://sunstoneblog.com/2008/09/29/w...rgins-collide/

Mike found this and had me read it.

Hilarious. Brought back memories. When my wife walked out of the bathroom in her lingerie I was glued to the TV watching Tina Turner strutting on stage with those long legs of hers...after 23 years of marriage, she still reminds me about that by telling me she cannot believe that was what I was doing while waiting for what was about to come...what can I say, I was really attracted to Tina in the mid 80s.

I have printed out the article and will give it to my wife so she can give it to the RS president as she prepares to address the sisters for that follow up mentioned during stake conference. I just can't look the RS president in the eye and hand her the article myself.

SoCalCoug · 11-07-2008, 08:24 PM

I've never had sex with a virgin. There are some benefits to that.

11-07-2008, 06:46 PM	#1
FarrahWaters Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,122	This article is hilarious http://sunstoneblog.com/2008/09/29/w...rgins-collide/ Mike found this and had me read it.

11-07-2008, 08:07 PM	#7
marsupial Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I... Isn't it so fun to spell? Posts: 1,701	The whole bride slipping into a nightie while the groom waits in his garments was amusing. Wedding nights don't need to be as awkward as she described. My recommendation to two virgins colliding is to save the lingerie for another occasion. For the first time, just start making out as usual. When you get to that point when all you want to do is tear off the other person's clothes, don't sing a hymn in your head, just do it. __________________ "Mormon men are inherently sexy..." -Archaea

11-07-2008, 08:24 PM	#10
SoCalCoug Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Orange County, California Posts: 3,059	I've never had sex with a virgin. There are some benefits to that. __________________ Get your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty Yewt! "Now perhaps as I spanked myself screaming out "Kozlowski, say it like you mean it bitch!" might have been out of line, but such was the mood." - Goatnapper "If you want to fatten a pig up to make the pig MORE delicious, you can feed it almost anything. Seriously. The pig is like the car on Back to the Future. You put in garbage, and out comes something magical!" - Cali Coug

11-07-2008, 07:11 PM	#2
CardiacCoug Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 471	I showed that article to my wife when we got the magazine a few months ago. That article is really a classic. That whole issue dealing with topics related to sex was very entertaining.

11-07-2008, 07:21 PM	#3
ute4ever I must not tell lies Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 5,103	A good read, but she doesn't give any actual sex advice other than to use K-Y, and to not be afraid to talk about sex.

11-07-2008, 07:21 PM	#4
Runner Coug Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 945	That was pretty good. Though I must admit, with only a handful of exceptions the thought of the women in my ward discussing the big O together makes me dry heave.