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landpoke · 10-29-2008, 10:52 PM

Sweet. As the father of a two year old daughter I heartily approve of this new development. Hopefully whalebone corsets will also be back in style by the time little Ms. landpoke is of courting age. Which is what, like 13?

il Padrino Ute · 10-29-2008, 11:18 PM

The oldest daughter is a soph in high school. The other day, there were a couple of teenage boys that I have never seen before who were with my daughter and her friend in the kitchen.

I decided that that was the right time to start cleaning my guns and the kitchen was the best place to do it.

I asked the boys if they'd ever had a slug from a 9MM hit their body. I could see the fear in their eyes as they answered "no". I told them that I hadn't either, but I couldn't imagine it wouldn't hurt like hell.

My daughter informed me the next day that she wasn't happy with me because the 2 boys are afraid to come over to the house.

My plan worked.

10-29-2008, 10:52 PM	#11
landpoke Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: North Central God's Country Posts: 1,534	Sweet. As the father of a two year old daughter I heartily approve of this new development. Hopefully whalebone corsets will also be back in style by the time little Ms. landpoke is of courting age. Which is what, like 13? __________________ I see a hobo. And when I see the hobo, I think to myself, "This man is poor. His monetary value is low, and my monetary value is high, and it's a shame that he is himself. What can I do?"

10-29-2008, 11:18 PM	#12
il Padrino Ute Board Pinhead Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the basement of my house, Murray, Utah. Posts: 15,941	The oldest daughter is a soph in high school. The other day, there were a couple of teenage boys that I have never seen before who were with my daughter and her friend in the kitchen. I decided that that was the right time to start cleaning my guns and the kitchen was the best place to do it. I asked the boys if they'd ever had a slug from a 9MM hit their body. I could see the fear in their eyes as they answered "no". I told them that I hadn't either, but I couldn't imagine it wouldn't hurt like hell. My daughter informed me the next day that she wasn't happy with me because the 2 boys are afraid to come over to the house. My plan worked. __________________ "The beauty of baseball is not having to explain it." - Chuck Shriver "This is now the joke that stupid people laugh at." - Christopher Hitchens on IQ jokes about GWB.