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Old 12-10-2008, 06:50 PM   #1
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It's a cold and rainy day here and I checked out A Christmas Story from the library. I saw this movie for the first time when I was 7 or 8 and loved it. I haven't seen in probably 10 years and would like to watch it after school with my 7-year-old son. The problem--unlike me at 7--my son has not yet learned the F-dash-dash-dash word and I am not ready for him to know it yet.

What do you think? Should I watch it anyway and hope he doesn't ask what Ralphie says instead of fudge? Lie and tell him the F-dash-dash-dash word is fart? Ideas?
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You're like one of those parents who thinks his kid has never heard the F-word when in fact her kid is having regular sex.
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You're like one of those parents who thinks his kid has never heard the F-word when in fact her kid is having regular sex.
If he'd heard it, he'd say it. Trust me.
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I still remember the first time I used this word in front of my parents.

Ah, the memories.
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I still remember the first time I used this word in front of my parents.

Ah, the memories.
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I still remember the first time I used this word in front of my parents.

Ah, the memories.
This is a story you should share.

We watched the movie and he liked it--particularly the tongue to the flagpole scene.

He asked me about the F-dash-dash-dash word, but I just said that it was a word I didn't want to say. Then he got distracted with the rest of the movie and didn't press me any further (to my relief).
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The F-dash-dash-dash word didn't enter my repertoire until I was introduced to golf.

I'll never forget as a teenager when I was letting loose at a high volume after I chunked my second shot in a row, when I looked up and saw my Stake President twenty yards away looking at me in a cart. I convinced myself that he didn't hear me. But he had to -- the freaking canyon walls heard me, and they told each other what I said.
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We watched the movie and he liked it--particularly the tongue to the flagpole scene.

He asked me about the F-dash-dash-dash word, but I just said that it was a word I didn't want to say. Then he got distracted with the rest of the movie and didn't press me any further (to my relief).
That sounds right.

But assuming he attends school, I agree that he has probably already heard it. Any trouble with the lamp scene? The entire neighborhood was turned on!
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That sounds right.

But assuming he attends school, I agree that he has probably already heard it. Any trouble with the lamp scene? The entire neighborhood was turned on!
He repeated bitch for the first time recently. The other day he was mad at us and said, "That's so bitch!" He thought bitch was synonymous with stupid. So we explained to him the appropriate usage and then told him not use it.

If he's heard the F-word at school, he hasn't dropped it at home or asked about it. While I am sure a lot of the kids in his class know it, I would hope they are not casually throwing it out on the playground... "Hey, you want to play F-in' tag?"
"F-yeah, then let's go down the F-in' slide."
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