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Old 11-01-2008, 01:40 AM   #1
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Could it be because they can't even bother to walk from house to house trick-or-treating? I can't tell you how many parents were driving their kids house to house in my neighborhood tonight. Is it really too much to walk a block or two? Do people do this in Utah, Colorado or any of those other skinny states?
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Could it be because they can't even bother to walk from house to house trick-or-treating? I can't tell you how many parents were driving their kids house to house in my neighborhood tonight. Is it really too much to walk a block or two? Do people do this in Utah, Colorado or any of those other skinny states?
People do it here, but we're one of the fattest states.
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Old 11-01-2008, 01:49 AM   #3
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Is this thread just another attempt to lure Mike back?
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Is this thread just another attempt to lure Mike back?
That would only work if Mike were lurking. He's not even reading anymore.
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Could it be because they can't even bother to walk from house to house trick-or-treating? I can't tell you how many parents were driving their kids house to house in my neighborhood tonight. Is it really too much to walk a block or two? Do people do this in Utah, Colorado or any of those other skinny states?
Thanks again for driving me around tonight.
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Old 11-01-2008, 02:54 AM   #6
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There have been a few cars, but not many. Most of the folks were walking with their kids around the neighborhood tonight.
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There have been a few cars, but not many. Most of the folks were walking with their kids around the neighborhood tonight.
same here. And I figure the ones in cars are poachers from other neighborhoods.
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Don't forget y'all's passion for deep fat frying. Delicious deep fat frying, I might add.
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same here. And I figure the ones in cars are poachers from other neighborhoods.
Yep.

I dropped my oldest boy off in a friend's neighborhood so they could do their thing there and then the came back this way to do it in this area.
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I don't know about Jackson, but the buffets on the casinos in Vicksburg haven't helped matters at all.
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