08-18-2008, 11:11 PM | #1 |
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My little Ferris Bueller
My son woke up this morning with a "cough," "sore throat" and "ear ache." He kept the ruse up for awhile, laying around the house, watching TV and coughing. He admitted later that he wasn't really sick, he just hates 1st grade.
So anyone else get duped like this by their kids?
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08-18-2008, 11:16 PM | #2 | |
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08-19-2008, 03:38 AM | #5 |
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I did that all through school. By about the 7th grade I stopped the lies and just said I didn't want to go didn't. I was of course grounded and not allowed out of my room when doing that. Not much of a punishment. Just meant I stayed in my room all day doing what I wanted without being bothered.
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