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11-11-2008, 02:26 PM
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Another way to get out of a talk
When the bishop asks you to speak in two weeks you say, "I can't because I am going to Mississippi for my grandson's blessing." Then you call your daughter and say, "We're coming to visit you in two weeks. Why don't you bless the baby then?"
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11-11-2008, 06:27 PM
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11-11-2008, 06:33 PM
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Again, why find an excuse?
Just say no.
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11-11-2008, 06:41 PM
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