08-16-2005, 04:15 AM | #1 |
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Nap. Dyn - the picture I never posted on cougarboard
So I made this post a little ways back on cougarboard, but refrained from posting the picture, due to possible korihorage. Now that we are free, free, free at last, here goes.
========================= I get an email from a coworker who happens to really like Napoleon Dynamite. We had discussed it often. So the email says, "I thought you would want to see my new shirt I got on vacation." So I open up the picture and it is a self-portrait chest-shot (no head, no arms) of a Napoleon Dynamite t-shirt. A fairly tight t-shirt I might add. So I thought maybe she pulled the pic off the web. But the attachment was 1 megabyte, indicating it was likely her own camera. So I send her back an email, "is that you?" Her reply, "yes, why?" My reply "funny shirt." I didn't quite know how to respond to that. She's the most flirtatious, most flamboyantly dressed coworker... I was going to say that ND has brought so many different people together in so many ways, but I don't think it's appropriate in this case!!! =========================== |
08-16-2005, 05:18 AM | #2 |
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by the way the fallout was as follows:
I did show it to my wife, who asked, "why couldn't she just take a picture of the shirt?" I ran into my coworker a few days later, and she said, "did you email me because you thought I was sending you a picture of my chest?! Cause that's not what I was trying to do at all." We had a few chuckles and that was it. |
08-16-2005, 05:23 AM | #3 |
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I don't believe her. With all the lengths girls go to in trying to get guys to look at their chests, so they can act shocked and appalled that a guy would sneak a glance at their cleavage, I refuse to believe that a girl is going to be that naive about her chest.
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08-16-2005, 08:11 PM | #4 |
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I don't believe her Mike. I think she wanted you to see her in the shirt. Gives a whole new meaning to "Testing the Waters" :wink:
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08-16-2005, 08:18 PM | #5 |
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Good luck with that friend
a threesome with a divorcing gal, hmmm.
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09-28-2005, 07:56 AM | #7 |
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I've asked girls before, when they are wearing a shirt with writing across the chest and see guys looking there, what do they think the guy is looking at?
They all gave me the same answer: their breasts, and that's why they wore it. |
09-28-2005, 12:41 PM | #8 | ||
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Well, I didn't take a picture, but this co-worker was at our house a while ago, working on a project with my husband. I walked into the study to tell them I was leaving the house, and found her leaning forward in her seat so that her very low-rise jeans exposed her entire thong. This, of course, was intentional, because nowadays, the underwear is just another accessory to the outfit. However, its the only time i felt mildy uncomfortable leaving my husband alone with a woman. And I don't want to hear any of you guys mention the word, "cat fight"... |
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09-28-2005, 12:49 PM | #9 |
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oops, that last post was me. I forgot to log out of Mike's account
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09-28-2005, 02:23 PM | #10 |
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crap, woman, you blow my identity and now you are posting on my account!
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