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12-27-2006, 07:59 PM | #12 |
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So, after hearing about these Jesus birthday parties, perhaps you all understand why my dear husband is desperate to move west.
He has this sense that Christians in Seattle (if there ARE Christians in Seattle?) couldn't possibly do anything so inane as a birthday party for Christmas. |
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It is interesting that Easter dinners usually consist of funeral foods...Ham, funeral potatoes, etc.
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In my mind, I keep picturing the kids adding in their little comments throughout the song: Happy Birthday to you (you live in zoo)...etc...man, if this idea ever saw the light of day around me, I would probably laugh my way thru the entire thing. That is awesome!
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As a Southerner and a former Baptist, I take offense. Not really, but I can't see any good Southern Baptists doing this sort of craziness.
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